A Little Bit of Everything

she/her. 30's. my obsessions change often, so follow at your own confused risk

[only-cat-memes]

[beardedmrbean]

Greater glider,

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[importantcatpics]

[ancientgeek]

[tiredfoxtf]

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[brood-mother]

a dark day for scotland

[rayne-night]

@ayeforscotland 🫡

[ayeforscotland]

We will erect another🫡

[explorerrowan]

(Source)

I'm glad Scottish Forestry is concerned about the significant windblow and will be taking the re-erection seriously, with an eye for sustaining it as long as possible.

[annabelllewallis]

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

[trangoldin]

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[plaguedocboi]

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

[ittybittyisopod]

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[d1s4strous]

we built this titty

we built this titty on trans hormone

built this titty

we built this titty on trans hormoooneeeee

[anexperimentallife]

Can you hear the people sing?

[demilypyro]

it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament?" and never "how was the devil's sacrament? did you have a good time?"

[demilypyro]

eh

[demilypyro]

feels rude to leave early

[girlmostlikely]

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning