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Love Begins
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@emersonleithdanzigkropp
I should preface this with the fact that I am NOT seeking attention, just wanted to put this out there. But did/has anyone noticed i am not on this app very much anymore? Theres nothing keeping me here, thinking about deleting unless someone dosent want me too.
#Reminds me of a bird of paradise
#Reminds me of a bird of paradise
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
🐝 this bee is rooting for you. he knows you’re gonna be okay
How to activate your "happiness chemicals"...
DOPAMINE ~ the reward chemical
Complete a task
Doing self care acitivites
Eating some food
Celebrating your little wins.
OXYTOCIN ~ the love hormones
Playing with a dog
Playing with a baby
Holding hands
Hugging someone
Giving someone else a compliment
SEROTONIN ~ the mood stabiliser
Meditating
Running
Be in the sun
Walk in nature
Swimming
ENDORPHIN ~ the pain relief
Laughing exercises
Essential oils
Eating dark chocolate
Running
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
this is so important
Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.
Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life
This is important!
Gay/gay friendships progress on an entirely different timeline. One hour after the first “hi” you’re already spilling all your trauma
2 minutes in: Oh yeah I’m 5'6
12 minutes in: God I fucking hate my father
a week in and im telling you about dead russian czar’s preserved appendages
eventually, you learn each other’s names
The male cottagecore representation we all deserve ☺️
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
I can’t believe after practically a year later people are still queuing this. Thank you. It is Friday.
YOU DID THIS TO ME
When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
He looks good O.O
my friends on facebook gotta look at this ;)
Always. Reblog. No. Matter. What. Blog. You. Have.
Baby
i feel like i dont have the right to use tumblr if i dont reblog this
hot daddy?! xd
Daddiest daddy
*confused asexual noises*
Tbh same but must reblog the maker of tumblr
He???? Is???? Not???? That ???? A t t r a c t i v e???
Maybe by 2012 standards ig. Whatever. Dude was in his early 20s when he created tumblr. He did a good job!
I agree ahsjsbjsbs
He still hot
Hell yeah he is
‘Tis the rules. Hello creator. Thank.
Hello birther of tumblr
Age Test
this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)
emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
“i would kill myself without you”
“everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did”
basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
this post is important
yoooo this doesn’t even have to apply to romantic relationships like if you have friends saying this kind of garbage to you it’s time to re-evaluate who you hang out with
Also important is the passive aggressive version of this. It’s often hard to recognize but stuff like
You’re going to leave like everyone else
It’s okay, go, I know I’m not wanted
Basically anything that sounds like a self insult but leaves you in a position where you are forced to modify your behavior to please them can be a red flag.
me every time i log into tumblr dot com
Wait, you haven’t seen any dragon plushies today??
Let’s fix that.
if you’re playing rock paper scissors and you do the same attack you have to kiss
rock-rock: kiss
paper-paper: high five
scissors-scissors:
A duel to the death, of course
Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
Rbing cuz i know that every one of my mutuals need to see this well i do too
It knew.
