emi-chu

1974 // he/him // dj, professional vibe checker // toreador // 18+ jokes [this is a blog run by a fictional character, see pinned post for OOC information]

[emi-chuuu]

[OOC post]

Some quick info about this blog -

This is an IC blog for my Vampire: The Masquerade character - HOWEVER things that get reblogged here are things that I ( @little-light-bulb ) also like and would reblog to my main blog.

Text posts made to this blog that do not reflect reality will be tagged as #musedays (mostly because I don't want them to take up anything in the #unreality tag) and text posts that I would actually say without this character as a mouthpiece will be tagged with #mundays. OOC posts will be tagged #hidden. This will probably be the only completely OOC post.

More information & disclaimers, including known common triggers, under the cut ~

This blog has TWs for; sexual jokes, vague hornyposting, fictional depictions of violence (and everything that comes with being a vampire), a weird relationship with food that idk goes under an eating disorder tag but it's DEFINITELY reminiscent of -mia. That one will be tagged as #foodboon because it's specifically related to the V:tM boon called "Eat Food." other food posts that are just about yummy looking food will be tagged as #yummy. All common triggers will be tagged appropriately.

Things will be tagged & organized as they probably would be organized on a regular tumblr blog circa 2015-2018, as the V:tM campaign this character is featured in takes place in Quebec City, 2018. Emilio is a Toreador so naturally he'd keep his blog cleanly organized.

Emilio is a physically disabled and autistic character, in a manner very similar to how I am physically disabled and autistic. I will likely end up reblogging disability related posts to this blog BUT that does not mean that I'm treating those posts or their OP as fiction. It just means that they'd resonate with the way Emi sees his disability as opposed to how I see my own. (I have chronic pain as a result of an autoimmune disorder, Emilio has chronic pain as a result of a traumatic car accident)

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[loveridden1999]

what if it all worked out in my favour

[vamplire]

vampires moaning when feeding has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there.

[tlirsgender]

Straight up wuthering it. And by "it", let's just say... my hwughts

[franzkavkas]

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

[a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat]

it's because he didn't use washi tape

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[goth-queen]

[animentality]

[srune]

Vampire: the Masquerade is one of the most "newbie friendly" systems out there, and despite all her problems, I don't think we appreciate that enough.

"Ooooh I can't play because I don't know the lore!" Good. You weren't supposed to know the lore. There's a lore reason for why you don't know the lore. Now, I'm going to erase everything you are, turn you into a vampire, and we're gonna go through the horrors together just like god intended.

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[dogpuppy]

[monkeypng]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[sadhoc]

actually i'll do you one better. if i were a vampire, i'd find some able bodied person who's so sure that having chronic fatigue is Easy (it wouldn't be hard, all i'd have to do is go outside and strike up a conversation on the bus). somebody who would just have a stiff upper lip and keep working and keep up appearances and never bother with things like medication or a wheelchair. someone who would Exercise and Eat Healthy. and i'd make a bet with them. i'd bet them eternal life and all my vampire gold coins that they could do it for a year. and then for a year, i'd drink a good chunk of their blood every single night. not enough to kill them. but enough to make them exhausted, dizzy when they stand up, listless, headachey, and so so tired. and i'd do it for a year. see how long they can keep it up.

[sadhoc]

and then when the year is up, i'd let them off the hook. i already got what i needed. i'll just find another one. like i said, not hard.

[mixmioart]

🦇Service Mindset🦇

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all