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[thecommonchick]

Current mood: 🍂🍁🍂🍂🍁🍁🍁🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍁🍂🍂🍁🍂🍂🍁🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🍁🎃🍁🍂🎃🎃🍂🍂🍁🍁🎃🍂🎃🍁🍂🎃🎃🍁🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍁🍂🎃🎃🎃🍁🎃🎃🍂🍂🍁🍁🎃🎃🎃🍁🎃🍂🍂

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

[acid-eater]

[flaaffy]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.

[tronikart-deactivated20160726]

[evilspice]

[dogsenpai]

me: *watching stranger things*

strange thing: *happens*

me:

[historyandmemes]

Noah when it started raining and everybody tried to apologize and get on the Ark….

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

SLOW CLAP

[pipermashea]

I had to reblog it twice

[heavydirtyghoul-inactive-deacti]

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[retrogamingblog]

When your boss is more of a Digimon guy

[hiiroge]

My dad refuses to drive around with my pikachu in the window so he does this

[oitnbgifs]

[arceus]

playable characters throughout the Pokemon main games!

[hello2246164345-deact]

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

[tinychatter-deactivated20131129]

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

[hello2246164345-deact]

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare