Things Fall Apart

I go by Emily, Em, or anything that sounds even remotely nice. Have a mechanical engineering degree with no clue how to use it.

[theweirdwideweb]

The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

[alexistudies]

And people wonder why i love them

[thatsthat24]

I am going to miss them… So much…

[leia-organa]

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[lenatheninjax3]

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

[magical-flying-moron]

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[tramampoline]

This is a weird trilogy

[the-absolute-best-posts]

when you think your cramps are finished but then

[iraffiruse]

[iraffiruse]

[lockes]

[petaledpout]

[boydonttemptme]

me constantly

[coral]

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams, 

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via coral)

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[thecalmthatkeepsyouawake]

[emma-watson]

hello I’m looking for a job where I can apply all the harry potter knowledge that I’ve acquired during my whole life

[tackled]

[twinfiles]

My House - PVRIS