Emily Hear

Aspiring Beauty Guru and Cosmetoligist

[emilyhear]

New neighborhood is so pretty! The views!

[emilyhear]

Just moved to Reno, NV and this whole place is fall and floral vibes. I'm in love

[emilyhear]

[theconcealedweapon]

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

[suicunesrider]

Never reblogged something harder in my life

[emilyhear]

[emilyhear]

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[mgs3pe]

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

[emilyhear]

I'm the gay that can bullshit through both haha

[bob-belcher]

[yungxicanaa]

This makes me laugh so much

[jaeswavy]

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

[emilyhear]

Writing Prompt #22

Person A and Person B are both thieves going after different items in the same building. It gets super funny because they keep getting in each others way and tapping into the wrong feed.

"Dude, who the fuck is this mother fucker??"

"That's MY feed, you can't just-THEY TOOK MY FEED!!!"

"Okay, that's attractive. Rude. But attractive."

[advice-animal]

I’ll have what he’s having

[emilyhear]

This happened in One Piece

[zoemurphyrp]

The best way that can be said, tbh

[emilyhear]

^ Honestly. Every son is some momma's baby no matter how old or what they have done. It's insane what has happened and I, myself really don't know how to feel... but my love and prayers go to his family.

[ploddingthroughthepresidents]

According to The Washington Post, Donald Trump’s White House asked the Guggenheim Museum to borrow this:

Vincent Van Gogh’s “Landscape With Snow.” 

The Guggenheim said no, but offered to send them this instead:

A solid 18-karat gold toilet titled “America” from an interactive exhibit by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, “should the President and First Lady have any interest in installing it in the White House.”

[emilyhear]

This is even better when you think about the fact that this Cattelan dude just decided one day to make a solid gold shitter. Then "hmmm you know what this reminds me of? America."

[breona]

Me online: I’m so gay. Ahhh I love girls 😍💕They’re all so beautiful 😫💦 Did I mention that I’m GAYYY 🌈🌈🌈 LESBIANIC 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Me irl when a cute girl looks in my direction:

[acemrson]

never insult someone’s OTP; if they kill you, it’s your fault.

Dan Howell (via geek-teen-royalty)

[scarlettmaximoffs]

Fanfiction Problems #14

When you are reading a fanfiction and then start another fanfiction and another and another until you have 20+ tabs open of just fanfictions.

[emilyhear]

Honey, I miss having only 20-40 really... I'm having an average day 75 now.

But there is a system to it! Okay?

You know when you come across something really good and you are like "Hey this sounds amazing and-oh sweet Jesus it's well written and good plot" but for some reason you aren't willing to commit to it just yet.

Open in new tab.

Then you got those really looooong nice fics that make you feel happy inside and wonderful. But then real life happens around Chapter 32 and when you come you are just craving that really depressing Harry Potter Cancer fic with the alternative ending??

Open in new tab.

Then you have the 6 hour binge of a certain topic(personal faves are the coming out ones and famous/non) and after about 14 of those(some that got new tabs to look at later) this one reminds you of a Sterek one you read a while back and you want to reread it. But at the same time you don't want to lose your place on page 17 of the search of Dan and Phil Coming Out.

Open in new tab.

Then of coarse we have the times where we have to walk away from a fic but we hope to maybe come back to it at a later time. This happens either because we bit off more than we can chew Harry Crow and The Road Not Taken. I'm rereading it and it's got to the part I forgot about and I don't want to cringe Delenda Est, a Different Scroll and I'll Be, just realised that even though I'm emotionally invested I just realised exactly what I'm reading and I'm slightly disgusted and ashamed... But not enough to not come back. Family(Doesn't end in Blood)

Open in new tab.

Then last but not least.

Incompleted works. Whether you went in knowing or didn't realise so you hold out hope. I personally always try to stay away.. But I have two I'm watching.

Open in new tab.

Not even gonna mention the 12 tabs of weird kinky explicit shit. Nope. That's not there.

Incognito Tab.

[emilyhear]

Writing Prompt #21

Person A has an edietic memory and Person B abuses it thoroughly.

"Hey what page was that giraffe thing on again?"

"743 but-"

"Cool oh and do you remember what that cheat code was for that armor upgrade? I need to kick this dicks ass on WOW."

"I'll write it down but your dad-"

"Oh yeah! I forgot I need you to make that really awesome eggplant dish you made a few years ago. My dad looooved it, also clear your schedule tomorrow, you are my date to my 'welcoming home'"

[matchagirl]

[fermentedpiss2]

this is the cow of death. reblog to die.