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twilight fandom blog

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[typhra]

[emilykaldwin]

so how does tumblr work these days what’s cool

[bellasredchevy]

[bellasredchevy]

jake finding out that bella was planning to get dicked down by edward on their honeymoon

[twilightrenaissance]

[bellasredchevy]

book!bella is so fucking funny asdfghjkl

[edytheelizabethcullen]

Bella, staring directly at Edward: No Irina, my daughter is a perfectly normal human. Her jump was the result of an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.

[tinyjanevolturi]

Edward Bella is alive oh no he has airpods in he can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

[shittytwilightaus]

twilight au where Edward doesn’t save Bella from the car but she survives anyway bc she has an adrenaline rush it’s very common you can google it

[twilightrenaissance]

Do you think edward ever gets angry with carlisle for turning him into a vampire when he did cause he didn't have abs when he died so now they have to draw fake ones on him??

i can’t prove this but i know the true reason why edward dislikes rosalie so much is because she once walked in on carlisle drawing on edward’s abs and laughed

[dykerory]

here’s my piping hot take

[eyehairs-blog]

I love how Twilight established that the Cullens were batshit for baseball and then it was Never Brought Up Again

[twilightmademegay]

twilight au where Edward still has reservations about turning Bella but one day they’re having a picnic in the meadow and she starts choking on her food and he completely blanks and forgets how to do the heimlich so he just screams in panic and bites her instead

[emilykaldwin]

hello i’m logging into my tumblr account to bring it back after about 3 years of inactivity so i can join the twilight renaissance fandom

[mercenaric]

💀 First you listen, then I kill  💀

[arsuf]

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