shenanigans!

em | 24 | she/her

[vamplire]

good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of vampire media

[imglowinginthedarkness]

what the fuck did they do to my beloved dash <- guy who does not like change

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[lovetriangleroute]

also so funny that "murphy isn't exactly a tier 10 supernatural" yet he's holding his own against THREE tier x vampires even before drinking from the detective, lmao.

[summer-oil-inactive]

men who want to be your dog but in a distinctly guard dog-ish, ”you can rest easy as long as i’m here, bring me with you on walks when it gets dark out and i’ll scare away anyone who comes close” way . i <3 u

[lapetitsyrene]

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

[rhaenyratargeryen]

He leaves, abruptly. Elizabeth watches him stride away, through the rain. What has she done? She bitterly bursts into tears.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

adults disciplining children: if you ever, and i mean EVER act the way I am acting right now, and treat your peers the way I treat you, you are a dysfunctional little freak with attitude problems

[yenvengerberg]

did you mean: your favorite artist's favorite artist (insp) HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAPPELL ROAN!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amwult]

how it feels to ask a question at work

[gothgerry-deactivated20251121]

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

[blanska]

[pocketkris]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[emisse]

[ryan-sometimes]

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

[vonspe]

always interrupted(in a true gomez and morticia fashion)