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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

ampersketch-art

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

memewhore

ruffboi-mags

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

lastoneout

every now and again someone newly discovers that some lube companies do indeed ship by the barrel and/or tank and it's never not fantastic

givemearmstopraywith

i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup

wholeheartedsuggestions

your parents signed up to love you unconditionally when they became parents. it’s not your fault if they failed at that. the child is not to blame for not receiving the love they deserve, because it was never their job to earn it.

assaultmystic

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

cher3pakhi

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

portaltworemade-deactivated2021

i wish everyone who makes up lore and intricate storylines for poorly written / under developed / side / minor characters a very pleasant evening

only-cat-memes

traggalicious

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

I love it it’s perfect

maybeasunflower

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

guerrillatech

professorsparklepants

I'm gonna be real I don't think anyone is ever gonna figure out Danny Phantom is living teenager Danny Fenton unless they see him transform. Because like. What the fuck is a half-ghost. Makes no fucking sense. If Danny Fenton is dead surely someone would have noticed by now.

What I think is more likely is that someone notices Danny Fenton bears a striking resemblance to Danny Phantom and delicately (or not so delicately) asks if he has an uncle or something who died young and that's why his parents are super into ghosts.

kynvillingur-deactivated2026021

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

kynvillingur-deactivated2026021