i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
unmute for the love of god please it's amazing
every now and again someone newly discovers that some lube companies do indeed ship by the barrel and/or tank and it's never not fantastic
i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup
your parents signed up to love you unconditionally when they became parents. it’s not your fault if they failed at that. the child is not to blame for not receiving the love they deserve, because it was never their job to earn it.
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
i wish everyone who makes up lore and intricate storylines for poorly written / under developed / side / minor characters a very pleasant evening
Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,
This one
I love it it’s perfect
My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.
I'm gonna be real I don't think anyone is ever gonna figure out Danny Phantom is living teenager Danny Fenton unless they see him transform. Because like. What the fuck is a half-ghost. Makes no fucking sense. If Danny Fenton is dead surely someone would have noticed by now.
What I think is more likely is that someone notices Danny Fenton bears a striking resemblance to Danny Phantom and delicately (or not so delicately) asks if he has an uncle or something who died young and that's why his parents are super into ghosts.
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
absolutely
Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!
this dog will be:
nose
ears
legs
tail
heart
lungs
eyes
pelvis
behavioural issues
teeth
spine
tongue
Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week
putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
Haven't been on in years- what have I missed? Aside from apple banning a shit load of tags on the app. XD
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
it’s march
T.ime
oh this shit again…..
its t i m e