The Daily DilEmma

24 // Lesbian // femme // Header Credit: Dykedva

[froggymp3]

https://www.instagram.com/khoone.sabz/p/CWvpSs4NlKs/

[normal-horoscopes]

If I was JK Rowling I would tweet "All of Pan-Serbia gets one wizard school" and turn off my phone

[lakemojave]

[forgetful-cherub-deactivated202]

99.9% of farts you see in internet videos are fake. Social media platforms need to do more to cut down on the spread of fake farts. #fakefarts #fraudulentflatulence #tarnishedtoots #puttingthegasingaslighting

[sapphicscholar]

Image description: tweets from @ jaboukie that read: “yall need to stop hating on sex scenes and start demanding more non cishet male directors. i promise yall will not hate sex scenes as much

We haven’t really seen what a boring lesbian would do [on] a Hollywood budget”

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It’s true and we should say it

[stoffbergart]

a series i made for sam prentice’s poof mag! i still love it very much 💛

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

3 Months Later

[sharkgirldick]

Girl knight looking for a Lady to serve. Experienced in monster slaying. Happy to be an extension of your will in exchange for but a fleeting moment of your lips against mine.

Willing to spar with my shirt off.

Blade length 34", if it matters.

[sharkgirldick]

On this lesbian visibility week I'd like to dedicate this post to all the lesbian knights and Ladies. May you cut down your foes and find sweet love in each other's embrace.

[hydroflorix]

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

[jame7t]

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

[nongunktional]

both kinds?

[jame7t]

…there’s two?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

hang on let me google something real quick

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

we should all implode and die forever actually

[ajani]

[catchymemes]

[modogoblin]

[mohansabbot]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [4/5] Movies -> What We Do In The Shadows dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

When you get four vampires in a flat, obviously there’s going to be a lot of tension. There’s tension in any flatting situation.

[ryebreadedd]

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

[ryebreadedd]

[cloudsaremadeofdreams]

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[sleepy-bebby]

[albertserra]

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war