Professional Bacteria Wrangler @emmrakul - Tumblr Blog

being late getting into a piece of media or joining a ‘dead’ fandom is not that bad actually cause even if it seems like the party is over there will always be people still celebrating and the decoration is still up and there’s a piece of cake reserved especially for you in the fridge you just have to come and enjoy it.

#me and the 4 active members of the thousand autumns server #(and my irl friend who’s too shy for a ‘big’ server haha)

Gave him an antenna

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

inconspectus

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

copperbadge

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

deercharm

cat is sooo cute when it scratch the scratching post

#croissant does a big scratch whenever he knows i'm about to feed him #it's so cute

chireikiden

Dodge the barrage, defeat enemies, and brave the Scarlet Mist incident.The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil returns with fresh music and graphics

An official remaster of the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil was announced today, releasing this September. The first time a Touhou game has gotten this treatment, and notably the first time EoSD is available digitally at all (I think). Featuring art and music redone by ZUN, updated gameplay, and notably, inbuilt translations for 10 languages!

Happy to admit that I'm part of the English translation team. Notably the process is still ongoing and the trailer and Steam page use different versions of some text. There's not much else I can say about it at this point, but look forward to it!

#touhou

gut-miicrobia

Some aesthetic shots from my island, Underhell! Still not done constructing it but I thought id share some of my favorite spots

picopepin

Oh yeah heres my tomodachi blog if youre into that! I havent posted a lot yet cause ive been very busy but as you can see by my island which isnt even finished yet that i care a bit too much about my miis

lonndoodles

🐍👁️

mikkeneko

congratulations gege that's the worst anyone's ever done it

#tgcf

corporationkills

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

#eclaircore #cats

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

#bruh 💀

musashi

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

musashi

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

electroswoosh

Hi OP, would you mind sharing where/how you made the rug? I recently lost my cat companion of 20 years and I think this would be a beautiful way to memorialize her. I've never seen anything like this before.

musashi

Customs on Etsy are AMAZING for pet remembrance. I have a whole favourites folder titled "sad about my cat" that's full of things I bought or planned to buy myself to retail therapy as much of my grief away as I could, specifically tailored around gifts that I thought kept the spirit of Burger alive. Lots of blankets, pillows, and interactables--he was a cuddly guy.

This rug was commissioned by one of those Etsy artists, who does both surface rugs if you're on a budget or fully tufted rugs like the one above. They also accept payment plans & are very communicative :)

#cats #croissant and eclair are only 3.5 but the knowledge that one day they won’t be with me anymore still makes me tear up #maybe i could get a rug of them cuddling when the time comes…