ônix has way too many ideas

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[onix-and-the-blorbos]

My way-too-many-ideas Masterlist

You can use any and all of those ideas for your fanfics/art as long as you credit me for the ideas/outlines/prompts and send me the link of your work.

The Scum Villain's Twin is the Grandmaster of Beast Cultivation AU

My SVSSS God's AU

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Lesbian!Bingqiu + Platonic LiuShen

Scum Villain ATLA AUs

Zuko transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu

My SVSSS ATLA AU

Scum Villain Star Wars AU

Lashen Yuanfen (aka Shen Yuan)

SVSSS Bayonetta AU

Liu Qingge writes MDZS AU

AU where Shen Yuan is both Luo Binghe and Shen Jiu's shizun

SVSSS as Symphogear characters

Xin Mo also loving Shen Yuan

Shen Yuan is China's Shane Madej AU

The Tragic Leader's Self-Saving System AU

Idol/Kpop au

Modern Au where Xin Mo and Zheng Yang crush on Xiu Ya + catzun X bingpup

Horror chef AU

Demon Shen Yuan AU

My disciple!Shen Yuan AU

Qian Cao!Shen Yuan/Mu Qingfang thing-y

Crack Fem!Shen Qingqiu headcanon

Poison Ivy!Shen Yuan AU

Youtuber AU

Crack Pokémon!AU

TianXiao

FangZhi

BingYuan animatic idea

Bingqiu detective AU

Mysterious Huan Hua Palace librarian SY AU

Bonus: My cishet conservative brother reading Scum Villain (because recommending him that novel was one of my most chaotic ideas)

Why I fucking love BingQiu

Why I fucking love LiuShen

What does your favorite SVSSS ship says about you

I HAVE WRITTEN A FULL FIC NOW, GUYS!!!!

[torvada]

How it feels to read fanfics from fandoms that you’re not apart of

[amarcia]

@jedijune // Life, Death, and The Force

✨🌙  ART LOG ->  @404ama

[callimara]

Commissioned a portrait of my beloved as one does.

Thank you so much @myrthena for the gorgeous gorgeous piece 😭🙏🏼☀️✨💖

I’m gonna print this and stare at him longingly like a grieving widow

[bodhi-devotee]

☀️☀️☀️

[willowmancer]

What thef fukc

[willowmancer]

[pararararablof]

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[stjohnstarling]

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website feels like home

[beardedmrbean]

[astraios-art]

Kyoshi

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[sabertoothwalrus]

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

[sabertoothwalrus]

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys

[eggbuggy]

Little Bingqiu fluff comic from brainworms

[ankle-beez]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[memewhore]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also wizards will try standing on the broomsticks like a surfboard and fall off while witches will sit on them and not fall off but definitely feel extremely stiff when getting off

[what-even-is-thiss]

There are actually a lot of men who are witches but they are rarely seen flying south for the winter because of the damage the brooms do to their balls and so they prefer to go on foot.

Women wizards wear fake beards as part of standard council uniforms.