The Diary of (Em) Jane

whimsical | nonsensical | nihilistical  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[keytistic]

Temperance Johnny avoiding physical conflicts because he wants so badly to protect V's body, to honor the gift given to him. Being dragged into a bar brawl he didn't start and losing his shit and nearly beating someone to death because the guy split open V's face with a broken bottle. Quietly apologizing to someone who isn't there while he tenderly cares for the ugly wound in the bathroom mirror. Being crushed by the realization it's probably going to scar. Falling apart because he knows he's now stuck with a version of V's face that V never lived in.

[emofthechoir]

@tarmac-rat saw this and thought of you, you cruel cruel human (affectionate)

[tarmac-rat]

>I go into the cyberpunk 2077 tag

>I block 172456 people posting shitty AI art

>I leave

[tarmac-rat]

"Yeah this is AI Slop but i think it's pretty decent AI Slop!" do you hear yourself? Do you genuinely hear yourself???? Perish.

[mrartemystic]

i’ll see ya ‘round, johnny (2026)

let me hug cyber keanu reeves, cdpr ☹️

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

[i-am-a-fish]

hitting the showers for like, decontamination purposes. you've done nothing wrong, you actually did something amazing making it through this year. which is why we should hit the showers as soon as possible. been a disgusting year

[quasi-normalcy]

Everyone should have the right to alter their body however they see fit.

Everyone should have the right to live in whatever country they choose.

Everyone should have to right to food, shelter, clean drinking water, public transportation, education, and healthcare.

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[killrockstar]

i dont really give a fuck about any argument for ai when that shit is used to make deepfake nudes and porn of women and girls, all of it should be shut down. like idc what else its being used for online.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[waddlingaboutinmypuddle]

Will never not reblog an incredible classic

[lydiaalin]

looking through discord messages trying to find lore of your own oc is so funny. like let me consult the sacred texts

[qsycomplainsalot]

[mobilis-in-mobili]

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

[geekerypeekery]

@copperbadge

I have seen the arrow of my ways. No point to any of it.

[copperbadge]

I don't know, I think it's pretty pointed and edgy.

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[parasocialanxiety]

9/11 could never happen today because it's January

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[residentgrimmart]

Yall know that one smosh clip

Ft. @xya-lol's Vilania

[gobald]

A cunt