A co když tu je?

N̸͉̗̦͍̫̄̉ ̸̺̞̞͘͜Ę̶̟̭̼̱̪͖̪̀̔̓͋̀ͅ ̵̡̨͙̻̜̮̘̋̽͋̎̌̀̈́̀̅́Ë̸͓̼̜̰͎́͌̊̃̓͋͂̓ ̴̢̠̖̩͈̠̠̖̀̏̎̽̇̀͝Ẍ̷͕̘͖́͠ ̸̥̻̝̪͉͖͎̻͂̓̈́̽̀̑͝I̶̙̠̩̋̏͝ ̷̟̯̩̗̈́̑S̶͙͇̻̤̓͊̒͗̈ ̵̛͈̘̰̩͎͍̼͍͋̓T̶͔͇̬̔̆̍ ̶͔̗͖͇̣͈́́́͗͛͘͘Ṳ̶̡̊̔̀̽̆̄͗̚ ̴̙̱̺̜̥͈̼͍̩͐͊͂̀͒̓̃̍̌̚J̸̧͇̹̦̽̈̎̈́͑̕ͅ ̴̛̺̑̐̃E̵̥̻̤͙̠̳̼͑̽̔͐̑̀̌͗͜͜͝ 🇨🇿 Štatl koc

[emopandaandy]

And I oop

[kocourmokroocko]

Ty, anglizovaný prosťáček: Weird flex but ok

Já, klenot obrozenecké smetánky: Prapodivný pohon, nýbrž dobrá

[emopandaandy]

Já, posel pravdy: Zvláštní bruska, ale budiž

[alisonzai]

[myvalzpival]

Zaklínač x Cimrman? Ano prosím!

Inspirováno naším debilním groupchatem. <3

[krcmelound]

Starosta Blavikenu: Letošní jarmark se opravdu vydařil! 

Stregobor: Až na ten masakr… 

 Ostrit: Ani to, že je to vaše sestra, Vám nevadí?

Foltest: To se mi na ní právě nejvíc líbí!

*Umírající Ostrit pozoruje souboj Geralta se strigou*: … a sopueře bude těžké od sebe rozeznat, neboť mají oba dlouhé vlasy. 

 *Marigold do ticha mezi usínajícími lovci draka*: ŠTĚTINÁČ! 

Yarpen Zigrin: Kdo to řek’?! 

 *v Brokilonu* Daara: Proč jsme tady netušíš, viď? 

Ciri: Ne. Jen mi nějak utkvělo, že musím říkat “Geralt”.

Cahir: *kdykoliv* Už mě to na mou duši žádná legrace! 

 Marigold: *dělá Geraltovi promo v hospodě* Ukaž chlapcům jizvy, Gerďo!

[bandathebillie]

choose your fighter

[virginia-werewolf]

“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

[rumcajs-kin]

Nejsilnější herní momenty historie

část 1.

bonus:

ale teď vážně, pod tagem Horké léto jsem nenašla jediný post. Probuď se, čumblere!! Vzpomeň svého kulturního dědictví!!

Horké léto, adventura formující humor mládeže od roku 1998! Dabovaná KOMPLETNĚ Zdeňkem Izerem! Horké léto, matka českých adventur!

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

[c3rvida3]

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Pokemon Ultramilk/Ultracoffee

[humorblr]

[burlbread]

Když z Krtečka uděláme symbol svobodného Hongkongu dostaneme ho zpátky

[burlbread]

Husitství GO: Chodíš po katolických stavbách a porážíš kněze. Místo raidů jsou spanilé jízdy do okolních vesnic.

[zmikund-schvaluje]

Energie se doplňuje přijímáním pod obojí.

A jsou tam tři frakce - pražští husité, táborité a sirotci.

[emopandaandy]

>be me

>starts making a game

"ok, let's focus on technical stuff"

>also me

is making cute doggo sprites

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

[a-2-a]

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

[aliiiiiiice]

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

oh to be a monk getting STUPID shitfaced off of monestary wine after transcribing the bible for the 547th time (despite being illiterate)

[butchflirt]

Oh to be Vlad the Impaler

[pee-chan-deactivated20220415]

“Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Murdoc Niccals.”

[marcegarcia89]

[relatablepoetryandquotes]