God is tired of holiness

THIS IS SATIRE!!!! I AM NOT REAL, REMEMBER, THIS IS UNREALITY!!!!

[emotionally-done-arceus]

HEY ALL!

Yet another offshoot of Saxton.

Why be holy when you can have fun

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[emotionally-done-arceus]

PUNS

[jayden-the-primarina]

The eggs... They hatched

[A picture of a small Lugia and small Ho-oh]

... They are so cute...

[emotionally-soft-pastel]

WHAT THE FUCK HOW

[jayden-the-primarina]

Look it's a long story involving a god giving me these two eggs

[emotionally-soft-pastel]

Wait you're a brionne

[jayden-the-primarina]

I am.

And a Arceus that I met gave me those two eggs. Look my life is weird okay!? I'm just a brionne that was once human that works at a cafe. And I somehow end up on odd situations

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Making the world was a mistake

[tenmillionhoppip]

did Arceus just reblog a post I reblogged

[beanofjudgement]

Who the hell are you

-@emotionally-done-arceus

An extremely tired Arceus. I'm assuming you're from another universe, else you'd simply be portraying what you think I may act like. Considering the userbase upon this app, I am inclined to think it's the former.

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Fair

[zygarde-the-guardian]

I'll say, I find GODS and beings such as ARCEUS to be pigs, and boring. I don't think I'm going to like you.

- Anon ID. @57189

[SEARCHING FOR PROPER USER... USER 1 UNABLE TO BE FOUND... USER 2 AVAILABLE... CONNECT?]

[YES/NO]

[emotionally-done-arceus]

HEY

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Yeah yeah, I'm here. Ready?

-@emotionally-done-arceus

(x)

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Are you sure about those tags

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Absolutely positive thanks for asking

[emotionally-done-arceus]

You see, snease might be be here a while as she's been smote

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Yeah yeah, I'm here. Ready?

-@emotionally-done-arceus

(x)

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Are you sure about those tags

[that-jucario-guy]

🪬-tell me of gods

i met Reshiram and Zekrom when i was 12. hard to live up to that lmao

and... well...

Arceus visits my dreams. just sits. watches. like It's waiting for something...

and sometimes It tells me to remember.

remember what? i'm not sure

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Remember, child, you must remember

[that-jucario-guy]

ah. thrilling.

[emotionally-done-arceus]

H@;!?

[that-jucario-guy]

🪬-tell me of gods

i met Reshiram and Zekrom when i was 12. hard to live up to that lmao

and... well...

Arceus visits my dreams. just sits. watches. like It's waiting for something...

and sometimes It tells me to remember.

remember what? i'm not sure

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Remember, child, you must remember

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Trying to prove a point about how weird the userbase is on rotomblr

I have experienced nonlinear time at one point in my life

I have been directly involved in a crisis that threatened my region

I have been directly involved in a crisis that threatened the world/multiverse

I'm not fully human on a physical level (hybrids, sentient mons, altered humans)

I am abnormally difficult to kill, or have died at some point

I'm a Faller from another world

I was involved in a terrorist organization/still am involved

I was abducted as a child

I am partnered with a Legendary/Mythical pokemon

I AM a Legendary/Mythical pokemon

I am on rotomblr to spread the agenda for my organization, Team [name]

None of these, what the fuck is wrong with you people

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

Please choose the option that is most applicable to your life! If multiple options apply, feel free to elaborate in the tags!

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Hehe

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

[tuffcrow-deactivated20190517]

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

[missheis]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please puHLEAAASSEEEEEEE BE SAFE

[unified-multiversal-theory]

They are called sundown towns and there are a LOT of them in the US.

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/sundowntowns.php

This website has a clickable map where you can see suspected and confirmed sundown towns by state, as well as information about whether these attitudes are historical or current.

The homepage of Dr. James W. Loewen, author of Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies Across America, and Sundown Towns.

[glytchflower]

Reblog for the link

reblog for the link

REBLOG FOR THE LINK

[wordsaremylife]

Please stay safe

[tenmei-savvvv-deactivated202206]

REBLOG IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT BLOG YOU ARE THIS IS GONNA SAVE SOMEONE

[swigglesandwiggles]

I am poc too and i am scared for my LIFE when i go to the south. please stay safe.

[wofworld]

I am not poc but I know this could save someone’s life. Please reblog and spread the message.

[lyrslair]

My obligatory addition to this every time it crosses my dash, because I know the link is definitely missing ones in my own (northern) state and there are some in this thread not on the above link either - thread by LeVar Burton with a LOT of replies from people naming the sundown towns near them:

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1300918792143339520

[inyuji]

Just in case someone is traveling, please be careful

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[amingethia]

On this weeks episode of why America is terrifying.

[pigeonwithabriefcase]

im not american but god this is terrifying

[buddhistanchovies]

Brown and this is fucking terrifying

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[emotionally-done-arceus]

ROTOMBLR, I SUMMON THEEEEE

[prof-polaris-deactivated2025043]

Orion...is being extra cuddly tonight..?

not that i mind

silly guy

[prof-polaris-deactivated2025043]

oh shit

OH SHIT

[prof-polaris-deactivated2025043]

[prof-polaris-deactivated2025043]

HE!!!! EVOLVED!!!!!

MY STARY BABY MY NIGHT SKYYYYYY

AUGGGGHHHH /POS

[emotionally-done-arceus]

BLESSINGS UPON HIM. HE LIVES AS LONG AS YOU NOW

[katelyn-danger]

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

[katelyn-danger]

New copypasta just dropped

[tamamita]

Same guy

[beelko]

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

[emotionally-done-arceus]

T POSE ASSERT DOMINANCE

[aura-acolyte-archive]

21 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

20 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

19 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

18 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

17 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

16 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

15 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

14 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

13 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

12 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

11 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

Wait, I've been counting wrong, my birthday's on the 21st.

10 days until I can legally say fuck.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

9 days until I can legally say fuck!

[emotionally-done-arceus]

IT'S ALMOST HERE

Curled up on the floor, crying

[purbl-pokemom]

Welcome to the pokeblog stuff

For the love of me, tag unreality

Have fun

-@emotionally-done-arceus

Good to know, thank you kind stranger :)

[emotionally-done-arceus]

Also I hop universes. A lot. Don't be afraid to interact with emotionally XYZ Mercs