King

He/They Bisexual Read the bottom of my pinned post for my Twitch

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My user boxes :D

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Yeah there’s a lot, but I’m a lot to handle so get over it :3

[demelly]

ohhh how the night changes....

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[walkingcalamity03]

*Kris, what the $%&! is that??!?

[freshmoviequotes]

Trainspotting (1996)

[molabuddy]

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

[sillyuhhh]

it's them your honor

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

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2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

uh oh forgot to take the Pill That Makes Me Sane

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

lotta people in the notes also forgot to take the Pill That Makes You Sane...

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

[florencvassy]

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yuri.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[theoneandonlyech]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag

[dailycatsblog]

[basementtreasure]

been thinking about appearances and stuff

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nothing has ever been this relateable I’m gonna cry

[sadmortician]

(don't) look up to me

[sea-parrot]

You wake up one morning, and feel something is off. Your pillow smells strangely sweet. You’re still groggy with sleep, and try to hug your pillow closer. A piece of it simply breaks in your hand. It is made of chocolate.

You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.

You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.

You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.

You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.

Somewhere, not too far away, stands a man. Amaury fucking Guichon.

[sea-parrot]

I'm gonna stop you right there

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

You ain't stopping shit.

[rianarchy]

Am I allowed to just… y’know… @walmart-the-official?

[pouletpourri]

their dynamic in a nutshell to me

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Trinity: I’m bored. What's your type?

Dennis: Oh, uh- Nothing too specific. Kinda tall, kinda built? Brown eyes. Confident, smart, someone who can take charge, y’know? Maybe even a d-

Trinity: You're just describing Robby, aren't you?

Dennis: …maybe-

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Dana: What's your ty-

Robby: Whitaker.

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