TEXT: RUBY
John: Hey, you. I know, I know. Last person you want to be hearing from. Happy birthday, gorgeous. Have a great day, darling.

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TEXT: RUBY
John: Hey, you. I know, I know. Last person you want to be hearing from. Happy birthday, gorgeous. Have a great day, darling.
TEXT: BLOSSOM
John: Ah, there she is. I'll keep it light and PG, darling. Happy birthday, gorgeous.
John: I got you a little something, but I'll give it to you another day. My gift to you today is that I'm leaving you alone. Enjoy your day, sweetheart. You won't hear a peep out of me.
John: Really, I know it doesn't always seem it, but it's a God damn fucking delight to know you, BP. See you tomorrow, beautiful.
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Told the lads that I couldn’t come out to play today as I was spending the afternoon with my best girl. Now, it just wouldn’t do for me to be caught in a fib, would it?
@thatgaston: @johnsmith Goodness! Who is this gorgeous girl, Smith?
@johnsmith: @thatgaston That, darling, is my baby sister. Christ alive, it’s true. You really don’t bloody pay attention, do you? ;)
@thatgaston: @johnsmith She’s an absolute love! And erm, perhaps not. Still… at least I’m good looking.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston The love of my life, this one. And, perhaps. I wouldn’t say you’re the best in town, mind. ;)
@thatgaston: @johnsmith There’s no one in town as admired as me, Smith.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston Well, you’re hardly everyone’s favourite guy.
@thatgaston: @johnsmith Working on it.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston Well, you’re always welcome to turn those charms on me and see where it gets you, darling.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston Admittedly, not tonight. I’m rather busy with my sweet Cordelia.
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Told the lads that I couldn’t come out to play today as I was spending the afternoon with my best girl. Now, it just wouldn’t do for me to be caught in a fib, would it?
@thatgaston: @johnsmith Goodness! Who is this gorgeous girl, Smith?
@johnsmith: @thatgaston That, darling, is my baby sister. Christ alive, it’s true. You really don’t bloody pay attention, do you? ;)
@thatgaston: @johnsmith She’s an absolute love! And erm, perhaps not. Still… at least I’m good looking.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston The love of my life, this one. And, perhaps. I wouldn’t say you’re the best in town, mind. ;)
@thatgaston: @johnsmith There’s no one in town as admired as me, Smith.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston Well, you’re hardly everyone’s favourite guy.
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Told the lads that I couldn’t come out to play today as I was spending the afternoon with my best girl. Now, it just wouldn’t do for me to be caught in a fib, would it?
@thatgaston: @johnsmith Goodness! Who is this gorgeous girl, Smith?
@johnsmith: @thatgaston That, darling, is my baby sister. Christ alive, it’s true. You really don’t bloody pay attention, do you? ;)
@thatgaston: @johnsmith She’s an absolute love! And erm, perhaps not. Still… at least I’m good looking.
@johnsmith: @thatgaston The love of my life, this one. And, perhaps. I wouldn’t say you’re the best in town, mind. ;)
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Told the lads that I couldn’t come out to play today as I was spending the afternoon with my best girl. Now, it just wouldn’t do for me to be caught in a fib, would it?
@thatgaston: @johnsmith Goodness! Who is this gorgeous girl, Smith?
@johnsmith: @thatgaston That, darling, is my baby sister. Christ alive, it’s true. You really don’t bloody pay attention, do you? ;)
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Told the lads that I couldn’t come out to play today as I was spending the afternoon with my best girl. Now, it just wouldn’t do for me to be caught in a fib, would it?
chxrmingkit :
Kit swiftly made a mental note to keep John away from his bookshelves in the future so he wouldn’t be granted another chance to bastardise a beloved author’s name with an inappropriate innuendo. Shaking his head and rubbing his thumb against his temple, Kit wondered whether or not he should even acknowledge John’s awful Dickens comment before deciding against it. It would only fuel the man more and the last thing John needed was encouragement when he was on a sexually charged rampage and dragging the literary greats into it.
“William and Charles aren’t here to defend themselves, so let’s not,” he said passively, patting John’s shoulder in a fraternal gesture before he groaned and dropped his forehead against the same spot.
“Please stop talking about my hip action,” he sighed. That wasn’t exactly something that he could ignore and continued to press his nose against the well-tailored material of John’s expensive suit, casting a baleful look up at his friend through his eyelashes. Perhaps Kit was a little tipsy, which made him feel slightly more touchy-feely than normal, but growing up with Katherine had fashioned him into an affectionate guy. His other best friend hadn’t been given the same hugs and kisses he’d been showered in as a child, meaning she turned to the Kingsleys for the love her parents had failed to provide her with. And Kit had always been on hand to give it to her.
He wasn’t as physical with John. Perhaps it was a socially embedded concept that put a strike through two boys who shared a boarding school dorm indulging in anything other than fleeting almost-hugs and enthusiastic handshakes. But John was hardly starved for affection. Kit knew that from the amount of times he’d shown up outside their room only to find a sock dangling off the doorknob, a clear sign he should do his homework in the library instead.
Still, it was New Year’s Eve, Kit was feeling sort of giddy and John was making him laugh even if his lips were fighting a smile at that moment. “You’re unbelievable,” he told his friend, rolling his eyes at the blasé way John had successfully managed to pull off using the term ‘tonsil tennis’.
“What if I don’t care about kissing someone at midnight?” he challenged his friend, pulling his head back and raising his eyebrows. “Why does that have to be a thing anyway? I usually just peck Katherine, but I’m sure she’s definitely busy right now.”
He craned his neck, hoping he’d catch a glimpse of Katherine cosying up to Jack. If he showed his support for that almost-couple with bountiful enthusiasm then perhaps Jack would eventually warm up to him and Kit would have one less enemy to worry about. He didn’t like having enemies.
Frowning when John brought up Blossom, Kit lifted a hand to straighten the blonde’s collar. “Sounds healthy,” he muttered. But John’s relationships happened to be none of Kit’s business so he held his tongue on the matter and stopped in his tracks, turning to face his friend and clamping both his hands on John’s shoulders, beaming up at him with a friendly smile.
“John, just focus on enjoying yourself. It’s…” He checked his watch. “Five minutes until midnight and you’re trying to help me find someone to kiss? I appreciate the effort but, really, go enjoy yourself instead of trying to liven me up. You’ll probably find it much more rewarding than hanging around with me.”
It wasn't often that John Smith wished a gorgeous fella would stop touching him, and yet there he stood, his best friend far more affectionate than he'd ever known him to be, and John felt desperate for him to stop. The second he felt Kit's head drop against him, his nose nuzzling against his suit, John's heart stammered in his chest. It was a bizarre reaction, one he'd only ever felt the once – with Blossom, of all people – and yet here he was, weak as could be at the most fleeting, passing touch from Kit Kingsley. His best friend – well, aside from Ginny, who'd have his head if she heard him claim otherwise. Even so, he hated the reaction that Kit could, unwittingly, illicit from him, and when he stared down at the other boy, he couldn't help the smile that twitched at the corner of his lips.
Feeling bold, he smirked, before gently reaching an arm around Kit, twisting his arm around the other boy's waist and pulling him a little closer. Once he felt content, he used his other hand to reach forward, cupping the nape of the boy's neck and angling his face upwards so that he could look at him a little closer.
“Sorry, sweetheart. Is there another part of your body you'd rather I talk about?” he mused, feigning innocence. Cheeky as he was, he placed a firm kiss to Kit's forehead, before releasing his hold on him, and letting him go free.
He was feeling a little better now, having reigned in a little of his own dignity. Banishing any thoughts of feelings for Kit, he merely focused on the slight twinge between his legs that he felt with anyone that he took a slight fancy to. There was nothing more to it. Kit was just his friend. Gorgeous, utterly charming, and unimaginably dorky; but a friend all the same. Would John have liked the opportunity to bed the other man? Absolutely. He'd be an utter madman if the thought of sucking Kit Kingsley's cock didn't turn him on just a little, but it wasn't on the cards, and that was perfectly fine. Whatever feelings he thought he was having for the boy were merely a result of their friendship, mingled with John's own depraved thoughts, meaning he'd lost track and confused them for something more. Simple as can be.
“Well, as you said, Katherine's busy, and if you usually have somebody to kiss, surely you wouldn't want to go and break tradition? It's merely a bit of fun, darling,” John encouraged, laughing at his friend. It didn't have to be anything meaningful, not at all. John usually found himself someone cute and willing and never saw them again after the event, so why on Earth couldn't Kit do the same? Besides, as gorgeous as he was, his game was atrocious, and John couldn't recall the last time he'd seen Kit score – if ever. “But why not have a little fun, Kitty, love? It's your party, after all, and you could do with loosening up a little, couldn't you? Something fun. Meaningless.”
With a shrug, he dismissed Kit's muttered words in regards to Blossom. He shouldn't have brought her up. He wished he hadn't. What he and Blossom shared was nobody's business, and he wasn't about to waste time explaining their situation to Kit. There had once been love between the two, and now there wasn't. It was fairly simple, and their current arrangement was by no means healthy, as Kit had pointed out, but it was a mutual agreement for the time being.
Instead, he eyed Kit's hand as he toyed with his collar, aimlessly fumbling with the fabric of his shirt. His heart stuttered again, that same, pitiful reaction as before. With a sharp intake of breath, he shut his eyes momentarily, waiting for the moment to pass. He was all too aware that Kit could see him, could read his reaction, but there was no chance the boy would work out just what he was reaction to. After all, he could just be feeling a little resigned with the other man; which, in a sense, wasn't too far from the truth.
“Kit, darling,” John sighed, finally opening his eyes and staring into the bright blue of Kit's own. “I couldn't think of anything more rewarding than hanging around with you, sweetheart.”
Pausing, he craned his neck so as to look over Kit's shoulder, taking in the many faces that littered the party. He saw that little French bookworm from before; she was cosied up in the corner, wedged between two redheads, a bloody book in her hands. Right, no, he'd have to pass on her. Kit could do far better than some softy with a penchant for reading and quiet corners. His eyes scanned the room further, glossing over Katherine who seemed to have hit the jackpot with both the Kelly boy and Isabella, and moving on, instead, to a gaggle of familiar faces; The Bingley's. Ah. Gaston's bunch. While John had certainly had his own fair share of fun with both Nicole and Cosette – Stanley and Jill were yet to be swayed – he wondered if they'd be quite to Kit's tastes. Perhaps Jill would be more to his pace, but wasn't that a little boring? With a grunt, he realised that he was fighting a losing battle, and that no matter just who he picked, Kit wouldn't be satisfied. It would be easy enough for John to swoop in at the last minute and find himself a partner to ring in the New Year with, but he wasn't giving up.
Time seemed to dwindle, with each minute passing at a faster pace than the last. Before he knew it, people were counting down around them, and he was faced with a dilemma; abandon Kit by the bar, and leave him to ring in the New Year alone, or make a move.
Unthinking, he listened as the final cheers of 4, 3, 2, 1 chorused around him, and he made his decision.
“Oh, fuck it,” he muttered, before swooping in. Cupping Kit's cheek as delicately as he could manage, his arm circled the boy's waist once more, his hand bracing his lower back. As their chests collided with a little more strength than he'd anticipated, John ducked his head to meet Kit's, before pausing, tentative to finish the action. Squeezing his eyes shut, he gave in, and softly caught Kit's lower lip between his own, drawing him in as their mouths found one another.
sometimesmxre :
It was to Ruby’s horror that she realised the guy in front of her wasn’t kidding. He really had given her an ultimatum: a date with him for the cake, or bust. She couldn’t quite believe her ears when he stated his conditions. Sure, those things happened in movies, but they didn’t really happen to real life, least of all to her. Certain that the man was making fun of her, given that there was no way he could have any real desire to go on a date with the likes of herself, she wrapped her arms around her frame and attempted to suppress the shakes that wracked her body, an after effect of her small rant to him.
It couldn’t even be called that, but it had been a tiny act of defiance on her part. Ruby was all too used to giving into the will of others, or simply having Gerard stick up for her. She was incapable of standing up for herself, but it seemed like even she drew the line at demands that compromised her own security. This man intimidated her, and he was probably well aware of that fact if the smirk he wore was anything to go by.
“Please, isn’t there any way that you can just…” Her voice was too quiet and timid for him to hear her. And he was already walking away from her. With the cake.
She lifted her head, shocked. If she was honest with herself, she’d been foolishly clinging onto a last bit of hope that he’d turn around and act like a decent person, giving her the cake with no ridiculous strings attached. But instead she had to watch his retreating figure while his parting words rang in her head like he’d slapped her with them.
She stood next to the open freezer, gripping the door and staring forlornly up at the empty top shelf. What was she supposed to do now? Going back empty handed didn’t seem like an option, but it was also the only one that she had. Victor would be devastated and he’d be bound to kick up a fuss that would send her poor mom and dad deeper into stress. Deflated, Ruby knocked her head against the fridge door and squeezed her eyes shut, desperately willing away the sudden and overwhelming feeling of helplessness.
Her eyes snapped open when she heard someone by her side, and she looked up to see the same man scowling down at her. Figuring he probably wanted to leave her with a scathing remark about her rudeness upon rejecting him, Ruby braced herself for words she wouldn’t be able to deflect and flinched at once. But the verbal blow never came and Ruby was left to stand and stare dumbly at the cake that was being offered to her.
“What?” she asked, gaping up at the man. As shy as Ruby was though, she wasn’t stupid and she quickly accepted the box just in case her delay triggered the man’s temper and he snatched it back. Clutching the cake with both hands, Ruby managed to stammer out, “Th-thank you.”
She stepped away and gently closed the fridge door. Awkwardly adjusting her beanie, Ruby realised that her muttered remark wasn’t at all satisfactory enough, and so she conjured up the warmest smile she was capable of and directed it at the guy who stood a head and shoulders taller than her.
“Really, thank you,” she told him, earnestly, suddenly feeling brave.
“You’ve saved his birthday party. And I’m sorry about before.” She bit her lip and averted her gaze while her cheeks burned brightly. “I’m sure there are plenty of people who would love to go out with you. I just don’t really… date.”
Her shoulders dropped lamely and she let out a stuttered, self-deprecating laugh. Nodding down at the cake, she smiled.
“I know it’s stupid, but this is really nice of you,” she told the man. “Thanks.”
John waited, with open arms, for the girl to take the cake from him. The look on her face came as no surprise to him, of course. He knew that she hadn't been expecting such a sudden turnaround, and even those who knew John on a personal level scarcely expected to see him exhibit any ounce of kindness. Not even Kit would anticipate such a thing, and John would wager that there wasn't anybody in the world who actually considered him in such a kind regard as his friend did – admittedly, that was only a result of the fact that Kit didn't have a nasty bone in his body, even in extension to someone as heinous as John Smith, but even so. He wasn't going to back out now, though. He knew that some might grow tired of the way she stared so gormlessly up at him, but that didn't deter him from his momentary act of... well, I don't suppose you could even call it kindness, could you? All the same, he did wish she'd stop staring – it was a little humiliating for the both of them, truth be told.
“That's quite alright, sweetheart,” he grimaced, his attempt at a smile not truly reaching his eyes. Her stuttered thanks were more than enough for him, and he was all too keen to remove himself from the situation and be done with the brunette. Beautiful as she was, he wasn't prepared to spend another second in her company, and no doubt she felt the same way.
Slowly he started to back away, sending her a rather sheepish nod by way of a goodbye – admittedly, it was a difficult feat to imagine a sheepish John Smith, but believe it or not, that had been exactly how it had unfolded – when the girl suddenly turned to him, a warm smile lighting up her face. Oh Christ, she really is gorgeous, John thought to himself. A bloody shame, too. As she thanked him once more, John couldn't help but return her smile, albeit a little less enthusiastically. There was something endearing about the way she was staring up at him, not a hint of a stutter in her words this time. He certainly wasn't deserving of her thanks by any means, but he was grateful all the same. However, the moment she apologised, his eyebrows shot up in surprise. Now that he hadn't been expecting.
“Now, I'm going to have to stop you there,” he told her, holding up a hand as though to silence her. It was a very bold move, he supposed; a byproduct of his own privilege, a gesture he'd exhibited time and time again to his father's annoying secretary, or waiters and valets that had gotten on his nerves. And though he meant no harm in it this time, he'd been told many a time by more than just Katherine, Perdita, and Kit, that the action could be a touch demeaning. “I'm not a monster, darling. No means no, after all. You're not an animal to be caged, and should you wish to reject me, who am I to further pursue you?”
He shrugged, eyeing her curiously. She wasn't wrong, after all; there were plenty of people clamouring for his attentions, desperate to be taken out on a date by the great John Smith. Rejection would always sting, absolutely, and to be turned down by such a pretty girl definitely didn't do wonders for his ego, but he was no brute – not in the sense that many believed him to be, anyway.
“I don't take what isn't mine,” he informed her, thinking of his father.
He wasn't going to be like dear old dad, who swanned in and claimed land and businesses and homes that he had no right to. People deserved to have a choice, and it wasn't John's, or anyone's, place to take that freedom away from them. He wasn't a wise man, and he certainly wasn't a kind man, but he liked to think he had some iota of dignity left in him. Besides, he'd never been much of a role model to Tobias, and he'd never be the kind of person that his brother could look up to, but he hoped that some day he could, perhaps, be worthy of his younger sister's affections; somebody that she could grow to be proud of, by any means.
“Do I think you've made a grave mistake in turning me down? Perhaps,” he teased, a twinkle in his eye as he smiled down at her.
Truth be told, he didn't. If his relationship with Blossom was anything to go off of, then he wasn't worth a second thought, and being with John Smith only destroyed any shred of dignity or joy that remained within. All the same, he wasn't about to let a total stranger into the dark, inner workings of his mind. Instead, he'd push on with his cool exterior, and allow her to perceive him in whatever arrogant, cocksure light that she so wished.
“Right, that's enough chitchat, I think. I hope your brother has a great birthday, love,” he spoke, shooting her a wink, before turning his heels and away from her, ready to face Blossom's wrath.
sometimesmxre :
Ruby’s nerves were like a tightly coiled spring at that moment, so much so that as soon as the man stepped back and granted her room to breath, the air left her in one swift gasp. She tried hard not to think about how embarrassing that was, too grateful not to be pressed up against a total stranger while the chill from the fridge door behind her annoyingly nipped at her bum. The situation was just uncomfortable in so many ways.
She knew the answer her question would receive because she’d seen the empty shelf for herself, but she possessed a secret sort of hope that maybe he’d realise that she really, truly needed the cake in order to save her little brother’s birthday party from inevitable doom. Yes, he had stepped into her personal space. Yes, he had taken the cake after seeing she was struggling to reach it. But perhaps if her plight was made clear than he would end up turning out to be a good samaritan of sorts and hand it over. Ruby wasn’t much of an optimist, more of a hopeful idealist, and the ideal outcome of this whole scenario would be the blonde man graciously passing the ice cream cake over and allowing her to sneak out without any further embarrassment.
As soon as she saw the smirk he wore, she knew that wouldn’t be the case.
“Oh. Okay. Right,” she said, swallowing the lump in her throat that was now downright painful. But she wouldn’t cry, she refused to cry. She was slowly losing grip of her dignity but she hasn’t fully let go yet. Refusing to cry over such a stupid thing was helping her regain her hold of the situation.
She was busy thinking about his insincere this man’s apology was and how she shouldn’t let her discontent show clearly on her face when she finally caught onto the nickname he’d tacked onto the end of his sentence. Staring at the man with wide eyes, akin to a deer caught in headlights, there was nothing else for Ruby to do but blush. She hated that she’d been cursed with a trait that suited her name perfectly, because she was fully aware that her cheeks were a bright ruby red at that moment. Did he really just call her gorgeous?
“Um… okay!” she managed to get out, her voice sounding strangled and high-pitched. Deciding that it would be best for all involved if she made her timely exit now, she went to move around the man when his question stopped her. Halting in her path, she looked up at him with a small frown puckering her eyebrows.
“He’s five today,” she said, tugging agitatedly at her sleeves and pulling them over her hands that managed to be both cold and clammy at the same time, wondering what Victor’s age could possibly have to do with anything.
She couldn’t help but wince when the man made a rather blunt observation about her wanting the cake. Politeness almost prompted her to shake her head and encourage the man to go ahead and take the cake for himself, but her mind flashed back to Victor’s tantrum earlier that day, the way he’d smacked his hands off the table and thrown his badge and hollered until he was blue in the face. Ruby definitely wouldn’t say that she wanted to perpetuate her little brother’s penchant for tantrums by giving him everything he wanted, but it was his birthday and she knew her mom and dad just wanted something to go right for once. As trivial as it might seem, this ice cream cake could make or break the whole day. A mixture of ice cream and sponge had never been so influential and she looked down at where it currently resided in the man’s basket before mustering all the courage she could and, eventually, she nodded.
“Yes…” she murmured quietly. When the man insisted she could have it, her eyebrows shot up in surprise. Hope flared in her chest and, despite herself, she found a smile bursting onto her face, unbridled and all too grateful. That was until he added on his condition and her hopes were obliterated and the smile wiped away.
“What?” she asked bluntly. She waited a second or two just in case he wanted to let her off the hook and tell her he was joking, but he only continued to stare expectantly at her and she began frantically shaking her head before she could stop herself.
“I - no, thank you. I just… maybe I could give you the money for the cake instead, but I can’t… date you. I don’t even know you. That’s… that’s ridiculous,” she huffed.
John's mouth twisted in discomfort at the girl's words. She hadn't said anything damning, of course, but had divulged a tidbit of information regarding her brother. John knew nothing about the tiny brunette before him, but what he'd earlier mistaken for cowardice and a bashful nature, now appeared to be turning ever so slightly into desperation. In any other instance he might very well have thought it pathetic, but in actuality it was sort of cute. She was putting all of this effort into gaining nothing more than a simple cake for her brother's birthday. This was no life changing, world upturning matter – it was as simple as getting a five year old a sugary snack. He thought of his own family; the parents that seemed to despise every fibre of his being while being unimaginably proud of Toby – it was never going to have mattered what kind of man John had grown to, they'd given up on him from the minute he was conceived. He was a matter of convenience, somebody born out of a desire to further their empire, and never out of love. Both Tobias and Cordelia had been wanted additions to the family, but that certainly didn't mean that John loved them any less.
He loved them the way that they deserved to be loved, and not the half-assed 'affection' that their parents seemed capable of. Cordelia would be five some day, 4 years from now to be precise, and he knew that he'd be teeming with rage if somebody had taken something from her; even something as simple as a cake. Good Lord, why was this nameless child tugging on his heartstrings? It was downright pitiful.
He said nothing to that, deciding that silence were the better option than allowing nostalgia to win over. In truth, he didn't have the slightest clue what to say, and instead focused on the offer that he handed her, deciding that maybe he might have a little luck there. If at least she thought he wanted to take her on a date – which, frankly, wouldn't be such a ghastly idea – then he could set Blossom aside and make some little boy's day. He noted, with a smile, the gorgeous smile that graced her lips. It lit up her whole entire face, and he realised with a jolt that it was his own false pretences that had driven her to this momentary state of euphoria. That soon came crashing to a halt.
Ah.
John had faced rejection many a time before, and he never batted an eyelid. It didn't phase him in the slightest, truly. He knew that he was a desirable man, so he didn't need to seek validation from strangers in a supermarket. That being said, he didn't find enjoyment in the discomfort that registered on her face. He could practically see her skin crawling.
Somehow, this total stranger seemed to be getting the better of him, and he found himself eager to apologise; to set her straight and reassure her that there was nothing suspect going on here, and that he wasn't about to force her into a scenario that she quite clearly didn't want. No sooner than he'd had the thought, however, she was standing her ground, and he found the corner of his lips twitching at her gall. Perhaps he'd gotten her wrong, and she wasn't afraid to speak her mind. Admittedly, it was a little tentative and carried the occasional stutter, but it was impressive nonetheless.
“Fair enough,” he noted, with a swift nod. “Have a great day, sweetheart. And, happy birthday to that little brother of yours.”
At that, he gave the basket in his hands a little shake, as though to put further emphasis on the item that he'd gotten a hold of, and turned on his heels and began walking away.
He barely made it halfway down the aisle, however, when he froze on the spot, thinking once again of Cordelia. Fuck it. He thought of the brazen way with which he'd wished her nameless brother a happy birthday, and he wondered absently just when he'd grown quite so cold? Had it happened before he'd gotten together with Blossom? Was it after their relationship, or somewhere in between? He certainly couldn't answer that, but regardless he knew that the redhead wasn't to blame – only he could take responsibility for his own actions, even if he didn't want to.
With a groan, he ran a hand over his face, shaking his head gently, before turning back to the brunette. Tapping his foot a little petulantly against the floor, he eventually strode back towards the spot he'd just left, and scowled at her. Retrieving the cake from his basket, he held it out for her; free for her to take.
“There. It's all yours. Kids can be a right pain in the arse when they don't get what they want, but no doubt you'll be feeling the effects of that sugar high later tonight,” he muttered. He tried to keep his tone cool, not wanting her to read anything into it. He wasn't being charming or kind, and he wasn't trying to win her over. It wasn't worth a second thought, and he was sure he'd regret it in an hour when he was facing Blossom's wrath.
onemxreace :
Katherine rolled her eyes as John’s words dripped from his tongue with their usual smoothness. She could only assume that the hoards of guys and girls who lined up to fall into his bed were too distracted by the accent to realise that half of his comments were bull and the other half too lewd to think about, but luckily for her she’d had enough sense when first meeting him to see past the handsome exterior.
She’d had the good sense to steer clear of him whenever possible, or at least have Kit as a barrier. Their fathers were good friends and she knew they’d love their transatlantic partnership to cross over to the next generation. Even if John was a shoddy businessman, better him running the empire than Joe’s own daughter, after all.
“Excuse me for enjoying myself more when my friends are here?” She scoffed, although she recognised his point. Yes, she relied on Wendy and Kit to get her through an evening, but it was because they’d all been initiated into the torture that was New York society at the same time and had grown up in its ranks side by side. It was rare she was without one of them, or any other of the friends that came after and formed their little gang of misfits, so she’d never had to figure out what to do without them. “I see you’re a little short on company yourself if you’ve decided pestering me is worth your time.”
Katherine mockingly put her hand over her heart, the tequila she’d ingested making her a little more melodramatic than usual. Usually, she’d list off how misogynistic his comment was, but frankly, she was too tired and slightly buzzed and, though she was loathe to admit it, if he left then she’d be stuck on her own for the next three hours at least.
“You know, when I wake up in the morning, the first thing I think is, if only John Smith would think me pretty!” She said drily, throwing in a pout for good measure. Despite her words, she did take the seat he’d offered her though - although she often found herself despising John and the crass comments he handed out like candy, she wouldn’t be herself if she didn’t admit she loved an opportunity to try hand a white boy their ass. Also, she was a bit tipsy and probably not making good life choices in general; at least being around someone who didn’t have a of of impact on her life or vice versa would prevent her from doing something dumb like calling Jack and telling him that actually, yes, New Year’s Eve kisses did count and would he like to repeat the venture regularly and often?
Also, if she sat down he couldn’t look at her butt, which made her feel like she’d won. Somehow.
She sloshed the liquid inside her glass, suspiciously looking up at him when he kept talking in what she assumed he thought was a friendly manner. It still dripped with his usual brand of greasy flirtation, but she’d definitely heard him spout off worse so she reigned in her reaction a little.
“I am not dancing with you.” She told him point blank. Her mother would have a field day and start picking out wedding dresses. “But hey, if you’re paying.” She shrugged and downed the rest of her drink, not practically pure tequila, and set the glass in front of him. “I’ll have what you’re having.”
She smiled sweetly at him. “And then you can tell me all the magical ways you ‘entertain’ yourself alone at these events, since clearly your sparkling personality isn’t getting you in with anyone else at the moment and you so obviously think I need the help.”
Rolling his eyes at the pretty brunette beside him, John propped his elbow onto the bar and craned his neck, searching for the bartender so as to catch their eye. They were a little busy tending to other, more demanding socialites, so John supposed he could wait a little while longer to be served. He was in no real rush – though he was desperate to knock back something, anything, that might dull the ache of Katherine's voice in his ears. It was as though every bloody word he uttered, she was ready to grab a hold of it in that tiny fist of hers, crush it into a million pieces, and pick apart each, tiny fragment and tell him just why everything that he said was ghastly and misogynistic. It was quite boring, in all honesty, but he had to hand it to her – she was consistent, and she never faltered in her unimaginable disdain for him. She earned points for that.
Luckily, the feeling was mutual.
“Oh, simmer down, would you?” he remarked, drumming his fingers against the bar in boredom. “I know that you couldn't give a flying fuck what I think of you, Pulitzer, and I'm sure you're aware the feeling is mutual.”
Still, that didn't stop her from pulling up a stool beside him and sitting herself down, and so he followed suit, deciding he'd better at least make himself comfortable if she was the only company he'd be getting for the night. It was going to be a long one.
“You know, any clown could see that you're gorgeous, darling. I'm no fool. I just don't think that sweet little smile of yours is worth all the hassle,” he noted with a smirk. He knew exactly the response he'd get, of course. Katherine would claim she didn't care what he thinks, and that she doesn't need his approval, yet she'd still jump at the opportunity to scold him – you know, in all her uncaring nature. The thought sent a glimmer of delight coursing through him, and he found that there was something quite enjoyable about the prospect of teasing her. It was childish, of course, but he never once claimed to be mature on any scale. “Of course, I'm sure that Kelly lad seems to disagree. I'll bet he'd jump through hoops for that smile of yours, darling.”
He watched with glee as she swirled her drink around in her glass, her eyes practically burning holes into the bar as she tried to stare absolutely anywhere that wasn't at John. It was almost as though she thought she could will him away with her hostility. All that it could possibly take was for her to tell John to 'fuck off', and he happily would, so he wasn't sure what was keeping her. Frankly, if she ad no interest in actually bloody enjoying herself once in a while, he wouldn't waste his breath trying to make her – she was well capable of doing as she so pleased.
His eyebrows shot up in surprise at her next remark – not her comment about dancing, of course. No, he'd expected that, and he actually held no desire to swing her around on the dance floor anyway. He'd much rather get a few bevvys in her and see if he could manage to get her to loosen up, perhaps spill a few little tidbits on their mutual friend, and maybe start running her mouth on that Kelly fellow. He couldn't help it – there was something entirely appealing about the prospect of having dirt on Katherine. He'd never do anything with it, bar teasing her relentlessly and being a colossal pain in her arse.
“I'm always paying, darling. You've met my father, haven't you? Royal cunt, pockets fuller than a whore's cunt?” And there it was. That ghastly tongue of his getting him into trouble. He knew Katherine wouldn't take kindly to the analogy the second it had fallen from his lips, but he truly meant no harm. In fact, he respected those that took to the streets and earned their keep with their own bodily talents – frankly, he was perfectly sure he could probably make a swell living in that very same business if he so wished. He could eat pussy and suck cock like his life depended on it, so there was definitely an opportunity waiting for him there, he thought. “Kidding, of course. Before you get your knickers in a twist.”
Just then, the bartender ventured over towards them, distracting him from the girl beside him. With a dazzling smile, he ordered a few glasses of rosé, a full bottle of Dom Perignon, and a couple of gorgeous glasses of malt whiskey. There was no harm in giving the pair of them options. With a flourish of his hand, he retrieved a wad of cash from the inside of his jacket, handing over the sum of money required to cover his tab, with a few additional hundred dollar bills tip for the gent to slide into his own back pocket. Then, turning back towards Katherine, he gestured the row of glasses, and bottle of champagne, in front of her.
“Take your pick, darling. Whatever you like,” he smiled.
Opting for a glass of rosé first and foremost, he took a sip of the sweet beverage, quietly musing over Katherine's question.
“Me? Well, usually I'll have a special someone tucked into my side to keep me company, or I work the floor and mosey off to the cloakroom with which ever desirable takes my fancy...” he answered honestly. There was no use beating around the bush. There was no shame in a good fuck – far from it – and there was certainly nothing embarrassing about having a high sex drive. Katherine could blush as much as she liked, but everyone was different, and he wasn't going to feel bad for having his own methods to keep him occupied. “It's a little difficult finding somebody that fits the bill tonight, mind. You know, besides yourself, everyone here is well over the age of 50, so I think that leaves me with slim pickings.”
“But what about you, hm? If you think you've got it all figured out.”
chxrmingkit :
New Year’s Eve.
It was like the series finale in a long-running, terrible television series that was begging network producers for a much needed retcon, but was still seemed determined to go out with a bang. And Kit figured it was his duty to throw the wrap party. He wasn’t much of a partier himself, but also knew he had the ability to find a happy medium in parties that catered to the likes of John and Isabella and people like Katherine and Lily who existed at the other end of the spectrum. He knew that his friends who possessed, let’s say, a wilder nature probably wouldn’t listen to him when he begged them to leave the drugs at home, but the more he drank - casually but carefully - he slipped into a pleasant buzzed state where he was happy to live in ignorance and act like there were no sordid events playing out if he wasn’t seeing them with his very eyes.
“I just think it’s a really good and creative adaptation! It holds its own but intertwines itself with the source material in a way that translates well to a younger audience. Do you know what I’m saying?” he asked Belle, gesturing emphatically as he happily relayed his thoughts to her depicting the way The Lion King was inspired by none other than Hamlet.
It was always fun talking with Belle, whose own sense of academia possessed plenty of new opinions that Kit had never had a chance to entertain before. When she recommended him a book by Margaret Atwood, he knew he should probably take heed of her review and maybe use this as a way to find himself on even footing with Avery. She seemed like someone who would really appreciate Margaret Atwood books.
Just as he was about to ask some more questions, a heavy hand landed on his shoulder and Kit would have jumped had it not been for the strong sense of familiarity that accompanied the jovial thud. Before he turned, Kit shot an apologetic smile towards Belle then twisted his head back so he could see John properly. He raised an eyebrow at his friend, even though he knew that John’s limited knowledge of manners probably didn’t extend to awareness regarding when it was and wasn’t rude to interrupt someone’s conversation. To everyone else, it was only probably deemed acceptable if someone was dying and Kit thankfully hadn’t heard any screams so far, so he boiled the intrusion down to John being bored and wanting to annoy Kit by forcefully tugging him away from Belle. There was little love lost between John and Belle as the latter turned away, showcasing the same aversion to the blonde by Kit’s side as Katherine usually did.
Kit opened his mouth as if to call Belle back with an apology but thought better of it and simply turned to John who now had his full attention. He was pulled into the side of the taller man and patted the lapel of John’s jacket.
“Easy does it, John. I’m not looking for anyone to - sorry, what did you just call my…?” he trailed off, completely appalled. Still, it was John Smith he was talking to. Talk like that was something Kit had long ago been forced to grow accustomed to while their other boarding school classmates turned away in disgust - or poorly disguised fear that they’d find John checking them out while they changed for gym class. Kit hadn’t seen cause to push their concerns aside as he knew that John was at least sensible enough to only pursue someone who was comfortable with a chase.
Or someone who was named Kit Kings;ey and brushed off John’s ‘I-fancy-you’ charade towards him with a laugh.
“Ugh, please don’t talk about Belle like that,” Kit shook his head, his features screwing themselves up with disgust. “Besides, we were talking about Shakespeare. It’s hardly… bedroom talk. God, that even feels awful to say.”
Looking up at John, he subtly bumped his hip against his friend’s and then copied his action of gesturing around the room with a sweep of his arm.
“Why are you so bothered about finding me someone to kiss when there are plenty of men and women out there looking for you to pick them up? Including maybe your girlfriend for one,” he said. He spoke with a pointed tone.
John eyed Kit with a simple curiosity, a smirk lifting the corner of his lips as his friend talked. It was quite intriguing, he thought. He'd always believed Kit to be something of a catch, even in the most innocent sense. Even despite John's own desires, and the burning want that he felt not only between his legs, but in the depths of his chest, when standing beside the Kingsley boy, he'd always seen him from the perspective that others did, too. It was no secret that, with or without his privilege, Kit was a rather... charming boy. He was unimaginably handsome, polite as could be, and with a catalogue of useless information in that pretty little head of his – John didn't doubt that Kit could recite a whole array of Shakespeare sonnets on command should he request it of him. He was well read, intelligent, his talents not limited to his bookish ways, but extending to his skills with a foil, or his expertise on the rowing team.
Frankly, guys and girls alike clamoured for Kit's attention, even when they weren't after his inheritance. It had always baffled John beyond belief to see someone as charismatic as Kit flounder under the attention of others, a blush gracing his cheeks, stuttering out some sort of geeky tidbit about whatever book he was reading whenever a honey with a wet pussy so much as looked his way. It was laughable, really, he supposed. Still, there was something endearing about it, too. John couldn't help but find it exceptionally cute that he actually enjoyed spending the night of his own New Year's Eve bash chattering away to dorky brunettes and geeking out over literature.
“You sure about that?” John mused, cocking his head to the side, an eyebrow raised. From what he'd gathered from the tasty little brunette, she couldn't even cross the road without her nose stuck in a book, so it wouldn't surprise him in the least if some pretentious quote from whatever author Kit had his eyes on had her flat on her back in no time. “I don't know, Kingsley. I reckon a little hey nonny nonny here and there would have here spreading her legs for a good Dickens from you in no time.”
He followed the euphemism up with a cheeky wink in Kit's direction, feeling fairly impressed with himself. He was soon distracted, however, by the motion of Kit's hip knocking against his own, and he sent the boy a sideway glance, raising his eyebrow as suggestively as he could given the circumstances.
“With hip action like that, I've no doubt you could have anyone you wanted, darling. Haven't you ever thought about putting it to use? Or, if you're not careful, I might have my own wicked way with you before the night is out,” he smirked.
With a sigh, he thought of Blossom, who was no doubt working the room and hanging off the arm of someone far more desirable even than John. Not that he thought there were a whole lot of gents littering the room that were actually more attractive than he, but it wasn't entirely hard to find someone more appealing. No guise in the world could truly mask the level with of disdain that John Smith held for himself, and he was sure that Blossom saw right through him.
It was sad, in retrospect. There had once been a time where he'd preened under the attention of the redhead; each kiss had been a blessing, each minor touch, even the tip of her fingers brushing his own, had left him reeling for days. He'd never truly loved anyone, not until Blossom Powers, and he wasn't entirely sure he ever would again – not that he wanted to, given their current state of affairs. There was no coming back from the shitshow that had been his and Blossom's past relationship – their now faux relationship – and he highly doubted the two of them could ever even manage to muster up some semblance of a friendship.
“Well, Kitty darling,” he started, heaving out a sigh and pushing back thoughts of Blossom. There was no use delving into that unwanted territory – it wasn't the Smith way. “I'll have some tasty piece on my arm in a matter of seconds, sweetheart. I'm a magnet, darling. You, however, need a little work. So while everyone eyes me up, we'll try and see if in the meantime we can find someone for you to play a little tonsil tennis with, shall we?
Swiftly wrapping an arm around Kit's shoulders, he pulled the boy into his side with a gentle squeeze. Leading the way, he started to work the room and guide Kit alongside him, through crowds of people eyeing them giddily – all undoubtedly wondering if they could be the lucky chosen one.
“Besides,” he added, trying to remain nonchalant, “Blossom couldn't care less about kissing me, darling. She gets that on tap whenever she so wishes. No, I think she'd much rather be a million miles away from me right now.”
TEXT: DELIA
John: Happy birthday, gorgeous. ;)
John: I'm sure you have a busy weekend ahead of you, you sexy thing, but should you need a few celebratory kisses between those pretty little legs of yours you know where to find me.
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With an influx of dog photos on Instagram tonight, look at what @ghumbert just texted me. Summer is one of the many women who love giving me kisses. :)
@johnsmith: Is it my cock’s birthday, or what?
@thepinkone: @johnsmith u should apologise a little, u know i hate swallowing
@johnsmith: @thepinkone Sorry, baby. Bizarre because I love it, but I'll go easy on you next time, gorgeous.
@johnsmith: Right, well. I shan't apologise one bit for being a horny, sexually active young man. Nor shall I apologise for blowing a load in my girlfriend's mouth.
@johnsmith: I will, however, apologise wholeheartedly for any of the upset and uproar that may or may not have been caused by me tonight.
@johnsmith: Admittedly, I stand by the belief that Kit is to blame here, but unfortunately it's not /his/ social media manager that's telling him to post an apology.
@kitkingsley: @johnsmith @thepinkone AJDJGNAH JOHN NO
@johnsmith: @kitkingsley @thepinkone No need to protest, darling. Nobody said you weren't invited to join us. You can see it for yourself, honey.