Gromlins and Gromlin based thoughts

gromlins

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[endlessmyconid]

I would literally kill someone to get scam bots this related to my interests.

[sacred-portal]

[wayneradiotv]

reblogged this for the first time but a week ago and I feel like he’s been in my life all along

[endlessmyconid]

This is the worst thing I have percieved yet, thanks.

[fulsvamp]

Behold-- I've created a man

[endlessmyconid]

Finally... the final boss of marine biology.

[endlessmyconid]

Anyone else find being evil in videogames weird?

Like in most games if I dont have an option like in Cultist simulator or really any game where you play a villain I am absolutely fine with being an absolute bastard to everyone around me, ill even go out of my way to be MORE evil. But the second I can be a good person or even just a friendly lil guy I feel legitimately bad about doing anything evil to the point that I dont pick evil options in games even if they are the objectively more fun route.

Thats weird why cant I bring myself to be more evil, I wanna be more evil

[eddieintheocean]

Vampire squids are

1) not vampires

2) not squids

Very upsetting and sad to know

[endlessmyconid]

Just because the vast majority of vampire squids are not vampires does not mean you can say definitively that none of them have been bitten by a scrungly old toothguy from the 1800s.

[endlessmyconid]

Conversations like this happen to me at least once a week and I need to know who is at fault for this.

[endlessmyconid]

Terribad RPG character

An immortal who dies temporarily on full moons and because they want to keep their immortality a secret they claim they are a "wereghost"

[endlessmyconid]

Animal names are too boring and I will not accept new opinions on this matter because I am right.

People have grown too complacent with animal names the "funny" ones are like the boobies or the tit, or the sheepshead wrasse but I feel these animal names are far too mundane for my tastes where are animals named stuff like "the grungus" or "frogderick"

[endlessmyconid]

I dont know how to use this site and I refuse to learn

This is my first post on this website and I have decided to use it responsibly to inform you that I am preventing all of you from eating the forbidden ocean ravioli.