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intactics-deactivated20211231

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

i like when characters have weird inexplicable intimate bonds but i don't understand romantic or sexual attraction so it's just weird bullshit instead #myweirdbullshit #ilovemyweirdbullshit #secretthirdthing

#secret third thing my beloved

ariesrin

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

#griddlehark #also rilian & karina #and nemo & elia #and any other character i've ever made probably

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

weepingwidar

Wenzel Hablik (Czech, 1881-1934) - The Cloud (1910)

tsukarikata

幽玄

#art

callalillee

#project hail mary

hotdrinks

[ID: A comic of a scene from The Magnus Archives, season 5. It is two panels over a splash page.

Panel 1: Jon and Martin stand facing each other in an apocalyptic landscape. The sky is red, and the land is barren. Martin says, "What about Elias?"

Panel 2: Jon looks intensely forward, pupils glowing red and long hair whipping around his face. The background is black and stormy, with a halo of red static and glitch effects around Jon. He says, "He's inside the Panopticon. The tower, high above the world."

Panel 3/Splash Page: Martin makes a flat, unimpressed expression and gestures over his shoulder to a colossal, black tower rising into swirling clouds that resemble an eye. He says, "That one?" End ID]

this guy's got jokes

#tma

driflloon

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

64mpg

google used to know what i was talking about

toskarin

yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

#this is so many of my characters

idrawsnoopyeveryday

148.

fu-boss

Real life Road Runner

sahonithereadwolf

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

dancing-crow

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

hippieghost

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

cdzen

burnout from not doing anything

confusionofconfusions-deactivat

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

mayflower-uwu

“Look here pal, I know my religion, and this ain’t it. Whatever this guy is, they’re clearly from your version of things. Mind coming over to help fix things up?”