Engineered to War

24. straight. Trying to change who I am. ME Msstate grad. 3rd degree black belt tkd. I have a fantasy of fighting pro.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[runrunningrunner]

The code is still valid BTW.

[engineeredtowar]

Restarting this tomorrow. Somewhat bigish news? Kinda sorta

[ruinedchildhood]

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

[w0rldweaver]

How high were they honestly

[briibrie-deactivated20200210]

@livevictorious

[endless-puppies]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

THIS IS SO PURE. The baby is as big as their parent’s head. I’m sobbing

[rashemibabe]

Why babies always trying to eat somebody’s face 😂

[notvaeda]

“I still cant feken run”

[theblacksheepdraws001-deactivat]

lol

[peachyinsomniac]

Okay this is damn funny and adorable

[ophibell]

@axemurderercreighton

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Gasps softly)

she’s back on my dash

[peristeronicsuperhero-deactivat]

IT’S BACK @tillthecurtainfalls

[helthehatter]

LOCA IS BACK

🤩

[kasaron]

There’s an Irony That

The closest anyone will ever get to having the experience of picking out a wand is when they buy their first pistol. 

[athene-glaukopis]

Asdgkdsjldfksd

But, I see what you mean.

Now you gotta start saying what the different guns selected tell you about a person.

[kasaron]

Oh man, that’s already a thing, tho.

Some SPICY HOT takes. 

1911; You probably know more about WWII than some people, but a lot of the info you have is probably wrong.

Glock; You’re boring, or you’re boring and have a lot of money to spend to try to prove you aren’t boring. 

S&W M&P; You didn’t want a Glock, or your dad is a police officer.

SIG; If it’s good enough for the military it’s good enough for me!

Beretta; See above, but with more John Woo.

CZ; You have a disdain for bandwagoning, despite being on a bandwagon yourself. 

Sphinx; CZ, but you have more disposable income.

Taurus; You couldn’t afford a Beretta.

Hipoint; Either you’re a memelord, or you couldn’t afford a Taurus. Likely both. 

H&K; You’ve loaded the bullets in your magazine backwards at least once. 

[getout-ofmylife-deactivated2019]

What about bersas?

Also, my husband has a 1911 and a glock 19…he would not be happy with your analysis 😂

[kasaron]

Bersa: You couldn’t afford a Walther. 

Supplementally,

Walther: You, at least once, have desired to have a situation where you could say your name like Bond, James Bond, does. 

[delta-has-a-blog]

What about the Dessert Eagle .50 cal?

[kasaron]

Deagle Brand Deagle; You are one of three kinds of lord, Meme, Drug, Shit.

[libertarian-druid-ny-separatist]

Tokarev?

[kasaron]

Tokarev; You have used the words “Cheeki Breeki” and probably own at least one (1) tracksuit. This is twice as likely if you are not actually Slavic. 

[kasaron]

I love how nobody is denying anything I said here. 

[engineeredtowar]

What about Springfield arms?

[postedbygaslight]

An excellent thread with likes and retweets from both Rian Johnson and Pablo Hidalgo. I don’t have much to add here except to say it’s an excellent thread, and it’s simply mindboggling that there are people who have willfully misread this story and its characters for so long.

Links to tweets: X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X

[engineeredtowar]

I agree, and at the same time still hate Luke. Because he was weak. And yes yes, incomplete training versus a dark lord the likes of whom the universe had never seen before(inb4 Darth bane). But like was also weak mentally. Emotionally. He tried to kill someone who he saw had any darkness in him. When he saw literally himself.

Unpopular opinion: I never liked luke. I just never could get behind his character in either trilogy. And it made the last movie much less than it could have been (a movie with a lot of comparison of jedi training versus Sith training ala "I, Jedi"). Unfortunately, the great jedi of old who understood the dark side and its uses were obviously all dead when luke tried to bring back the jedi. So he only had the jedi books which were very rigid against the dark side, plus his own experience with his father. But I just don't like luke.

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[misgivings]

Slav pronouncing US states

[misgivings]

north and south dAhkotah

[tikola-nesla-1907-deactivated20]

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

[runnersandheels]

Me: Lets go to bed early so I can wake up early and be productive before work tomorrow.

Also me: *watches YouTube for 2 hours*

[engineeredtowar]

I feel attacked.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[secrettranslittleboy-blog]

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

[just-sleeping-or-killing]

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

[slavefoxie-deactivated20190218]

Not even risking not doing this lol

[angieanswers]

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

[yupthatexists]

[sonypraystation]

spawn room

[thequantumqueer]

friendly reminder that Nikola Tesla proposed using the ionosphere to do this on a global scale over a century ago and the only reason we don’t have that setup today is because capitalists wouldn’t be able to make money off it

[engineeredtowar]

A reminder that this is highly inefficient energy transfer and would not be feasible on a global scale. We have a.c. current as the main power source instead of dc current for a reason. And it isn't greed.

[cinderellasnewtrainers-deactiva]

Active Sping 2018 Fitblrs!

My feed needs some beefing up! Reblog if you’re an active fitblr in spring/summer 2018 and I’ll check you out//other people will check you out!

[greatestmoviescenes-blog]

[engineeredtowar]

Last catch-up post! My protein came in, and I knew I ordered a large quantity, but I didn’t realize it was that big(that’s what she said). Chocolate mint protein powder! 11lbs of it! 

So I’ve never ordered this much before. I have enough for 90 days of 40grams a day. with some left over. So if anyone has recipes that use protein powder, please send them my way! 

[engineeredtowar]

Week 5, day 3 Fought and Conquered( yes, I skipped a few posts, but havent skipped any runs). 

I felt pretty good today. 20 minutes straight was medium difficulty. I slowed my pace down considerably(my first jog has normally been in the 8:20 range). I still have form problems, especially keeping my form later in the run. BUT! I kept my goal of staying under 10 min/mile for the 20 minutes( I dipped below it up 1 or 2 steep hills, but my average was good). Definitely not a fast run, but I was happy, and had enough left in the tank to burst at the 1 minute left mark.