Enjoy My Hate

My hate, it burns with passion. Your enjoyment, it is inevitable.

[itsagifnotagif]

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[scornpios]

Spy kids is a national treasure

[ruinedchildhood]

“My family had a Luxray. It took care of me. It was always with me. But then, there was one awful day when I went out alone.”

[2000ish]

[homodachiii]

[liloloveyou024]

Sorry but “not returning someone’s feelings” doesn’t make you’re an asshole. 

Nor not “respecting their feelings” because a person doesn’t have to respect someone’s feelings just because the other person said they “love” them

[slashers-hell]

Exactly. 

Sasuke’s point of view about love postulates that you indeed need a reason to love someone. He doesn’t have a reason, so he doesn’t love her. She has no reason, so she shouldn’t love him; yet, Kakashi still wants to talk him into responding to Sakura’s feelings. It’s guilt-tripping; trying to make Sasuke feel inadequate for not loving her back. He seeks to make Sasuke feel responsible for Sakura’s behaviour (“Sakura… never stopped wanting to save you. Never…”) and puts her in control of his emotions. Sasuke could end up feeling obligated to carry out things for her sake, even if it’s unreasonable. 

Sasuke is definitely not an asshole. 

[radicallledward]

It is pretty simple. 

If love needs a reason, Sasuke doesn’t have a reason to love Sakura (she is not attractive to him, she never did anything for him, never understood him or tried to, etc.). 

If love doesn’t need a reason, then Sasuke is not in love with Sakura because he doesn’t know that love doesn’t need a reason. If he knew what love is, if he felt love, he would know that reason is not needed. He doesn’t feel any love, so he believes that love needs a reason and he has none. 

Just logic. Either way he doesn’t love her and Kakashi is an asshole.

[bubblegalaxylove]

He is not forced in any way to return her feelings yet Kakashi plays the victim card here by being an idiot.

[cwunch]

[that1cameraguy-deactivated20180]

Goth Gay meets Fem Gay

[elizabethrobertajones]

good news:

they’re girlfriends

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[transcrowleyy]

I WORK AT BUILD A BEAR AND EVERY TIME I HAVE TO STUFF ONE OF THESE BASTARDS I HAVE TO ALSO PREPARE MYSELF FOR TWO THINGS: FIRST, I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR PUTTING THE STUFFING TUBE INSIDE OF ITS ASS. RAWING BULBASAUR. “RAWING BULBASAUR” IS NOT A SENTENCE I THOUGHT I’D WRITE ON THIS LOVELY CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT BUT HERE WE ARE.

SECOND: I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THE CHILD PURCHASING THE ANALLY INCLINED POKEMON ASKING ME, “why is it in it’s butt?”

LIKE I DON’T K N O W BUT IT ISN’T MY FAULT AND I CAN’T VERY WELL SAY I’M “RAWING BULBASAUR” IN FRONT OF A CHILD AND PARENT COMBO BUT EVERY TIME I LAUGH AND SAY, “that’s just the way it is” WHILE I FORCE STUFFING INTO THE POOR TOY’S ASSHOLE AND ASK MYSELF HOW MY LIFE CAME TO THIS

when we got bulbasaur my manager looked at me, looked at its anus, and said she was sorry.

this is the life I, and build a bear employees everywhere, must lead.

[steejie]

If I go to Build-a-Bear I’m getting a bulbasaur

[mollyannice]

I have one and I suggest getting a voice thing in it as well because it sounds like it is protesting the prostate exam it’s going through the whole time.

[roane72]

Mark and the 30 year old sweater (x)

[celinamarniss]

[ripcheeztv]

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

[diddlemydiddlies]

physics is so fucked up

[enjoymyhate]

Hid ya knew what golf balls are made out of ya wouldn’t be so upset by dis.

[coolcatx]

COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[setheverman]

when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing oasis - wonderwall

[sandandglass]

[thaunderground]

dammit I gonna miss them

[stephrc79]

I DO miss them!

[la-belle-laide]

Remember when we had a president?

[jumpingjacktrash]

i miss the president

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[sprinqdays-remade]

Me: *sees Stan Lee trending #1*

[ruinedchildhood]

“Just because you’re racist, doesn’t mean you have to be ignorant. An informed racist is a better racist.” Kumail Nanjiani on Saturday Night Live

[porqueyosoymoreno]

Me at the beginning of 2016

Me at the end of 2016

Me ready for 2017 like

[kung-fu-kenny]

Me at the end of 2017

Me going into 2018 like