Enneagrams Ordering in the Drive-Thru in a Van
Type 1: "Everyone, shut up! I need to know all of your guys' meals so we can order in a timely manner."
Type 2: "I'll get a medium 3 with a coke...no sauce....unless they ask. If they do ask, could you possibly do BBQ? But only if they ask. Well, actually-"
Type 3: *becomes a salesperson* "If you are looking for spicy food, Number 3 is a great choice. However, if you like the classic burger taste-"
Type 4: "I'll just get- *exquisite custom order* -and that will do it for me."
Type 5: "I'll just have a water and fries. I want to go home and watch a documentary."
Type 6: "I don't know what I want...ya know? Like I think I know what I want right now, but by the time I get to the window to receive my food I may be in the mood for something else."
Type 7: "Ooooo! I know a good shop down the street that sells killer ice cream. We can go there next."
Type 8: "You're literally so slow Ordering! *pushes slow poke to the side* They would like a number 4 and I'd like a number 5."
Type 9: "I'd like a number 1 please. Oh yes. Medium is fine. Yes, a coke would be great." Crap I don't like coke.










