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Just doing moose things. Writing, day dreaming you know moose stuff.

[tympanista]

[batneko]

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[thememedaddy]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Why does my arm and shoulder hurt

Pulled a random muscle and can’t figure out how

[niraves]

[fellshish]

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "You must persevere."

Person B: "I don't wanna."

Person A: "Fuck you mean you 'don't wanna'."

[enormous-moose]

Anyone interested in test reading the first 13k words of a new novel I'm writing?

It's got mermaids and romantasy!

[thememedaddy]

[gossiparoundtherinks]

Not hockey related but FUCK YES SEAHAWKS. They will not go to the white house

[enormous-moose]

Probably know hed try to steal the trophy.

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

The Mandela Effect is so fucking funny to me.

“Oh this thing is slightly different from what I remembered, SURELY the most logical reason is that an alternate reality merged into this reality and the only consequences are that this children’s book series is spelled slightly differently.”

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

For those who don't contain a vast knowledge of Green Day lore like myself, I don't think it is hitting just how much of a "fuck you" the NFL is giving djt/the white house. This is a band that is:

Made entirely of openly bisexual/queer men

Made entirely of men who are vocal about being raised by single mothers on welfare

One of their members was adopted and raised by a Black woman and has said he "understands how his mother could hate 'the white man' and love him with her whole soul."

Were the first band to say, "No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist/MAGA U.S.A." on live television without ANY warning.

Literally released a song last year called, "The American Dream Is Killing Me"

Only hires ALL FEMALE bands to open for them to address inequality in the music industry

OPENLY tells trump supporters they are not welcome at their concerts.

Anyway, Enjoy Feb. 8th Magats! You're gonna hate it. :)

[posttexasstressdisorder]

[surskip]

this is killing me it's so cute

[sunnysatori]

@funnier-when-objectum

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

[enormous-moose]

Im about to fly and have severe anxiety over it...

This helped.

[rylandsgrace]

#Happy Superbowl superb owl