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me kissing all of the boymoders in tje party and wishing them a good nigjt before breaking the sink and passing away they all gather in /ttt/ the next day and ask each otjer if i was real

poopjournalist

My Tumblr account obese as fuck while yours sits on a diet

straycatj

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

straycatj

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

straycatj

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

picatchu

cheddar-baby

do you have that one edit of the wonka movie the WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD CHOCOLATE one

i cant find it

finnishpaladin

piranes11

Really love the phrasing "you wouldn't last" in like porn ads and stuff. You would be dust in the wind. you would be crushed and forgotten if you tried to jerk off to this

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

this is how it feels when someone draws something for you

demilypyro

Noelle my darling my sweetie you need to move to the big city and get addicted to adderall it's where you belong

demilypyro

That's right

victory1022

demilypyro

thestuffedalligator

I used to think “soupçon” was a French word for crouton and I used it as the French word for crouton for a long time and nobody stopped me.

Soupçon actually means “suspicion” and the reason nobody called me out on this is because I would use the word to imply the idea of something sprinkled on top of something else ala croutons. If someone said, “A soupçon of homoeroticism,” I thought it meant “Someone sprinkled homoeroticism on this story like croutons on a delightful Caesar salad.”

I wrote multiple essays that used soupçon as a noun with this translation in mind and I got a degree and this haunts me.

There’s no point to this post, it’s just very important to me that you know that I can be quite stupid