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moominirl

lortharn-art

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

YEE-CLAW :D

daddysdeepdesires

@joy-and-whimsy-official

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!

woman-becomer

beds are kinda cozy what the hell

devourallusurvey

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

loveshoplifter

same but it's black people

devourallusurvey

That's right

badassdemonsword-deactivated202

His name is Lovely Sweetie

badassdemonsword-deactivated202

Lovely Sweetie the puppy before and after standing up

madderhatter

acekoral

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

chernozemm

do you ever have such a monumentally bad brain day that you just take away its mic?

like...... buddy, you are producing insanely bad thoughts today and believing them, I'll take it from here, get off the stage

chernozemm

I don't know if this is asked in earnest or just a thought but since I'm waiting for my therapy session, here it goes

The method I worked out for myself is to pretend that there's this personal assistant (Barbara) to my brain. The thoughts and emotions are clients who either come to pitch an idea or to demand attention from the boss.

Most are important and relevant thoughts; but sometimes they come at the wrong time (if I wake up at night worrying about a task I just imagine Barbara in her pyjamas groggily telling the thoughts to come during office hours).

And some clients (mean thoughts, false beliefs, anxiety jabs) I just imagine as panicked or rude customers that need to be treated as such. You are not getting audience with the boss until you can state your purpose calmly and clearly. If you insist on being rude, I'll throw you out.

It helps you separate yourself from the thoughts and gives you time to evaluate if they need to be acted on. My therapist loves Barbara

naamahdarling

Keep in mind, this sort of thing is a SKILL. That means you can get better at it if you practice! It works quite well!

(You may not have a Barbara. You may have a Kevin, like I do, who is the one saying the insanely bad thoughts, and every once in a while you have to be like "nobody asked you, Kevin" and shove him into a locker. I normally engage with those thoughts a little, to make sure they aren't covering up a real immediate need, but sometimes you just know there's nothing good in there and you can safely just shut the lid on the dumpster for the night.)

painkillerscoffeeandcathair

I love both of these SO MUCH

barricades-of-fandom

Omg I have a Kevin! He's a teenage boy trying to bully me on xbox live and I get to say nice thought Kevin bet you'd love that, don't you have fucking homework or something?

tthurisaz

Well, mine isn't that creative, I just imagine an AK-47, imagine loading it in a very visceral and realistic way, like putting the mag and flipping the safety off, the thoughts are written on a target and I just let a hail of bullets loose, shredding it. Or I imagine a bayonet knife and I swipe it...

amygdalae

The same mossy rocks before vs after being sprayed with water :)

amygdalae

Science side of Tumblr here. That is because the same process that causes moss to become cute also occurs in the human body when someone eats a sweet treat--they become plumper and more beautiful and much greener than before

vampira-carmilla

Vampire dress by Christian Dior spring 1998.

ankle-beez

kaylmao

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

figglypuff

necrolentil

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

improper-integral

muttonschlops

I think this is exactly why thirteen is considered a ‘bad luck’ number.

Eleven and twelve have special names because as humans we can count to 12 on our fingers. But if we need to count to thirteen we’re outta fingers, bad news.