The Cuttlefish Kingdom

You know, stuff. ... P.S. If you're tired of tumblr (with all the love in my heart), ask me for my neocities address.

[chrysophile]

sometimes i stop and think abt the konan fight

[kisamehoshigaki]

#whose he venting to #<— to nagato’s corpse i think lol #before he puts on his war fit

[sarahseeandersen]

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[vityah-moved]

oh my god you’re so dumb i love you

[killjoysradio]

[pierogiy]

HINATA QUEST!!!! [jan 2023]

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[melda0m3]

[shiftythrifting]

of course I bought it

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[weirdinternet]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[enterthecuttlezone]

tonight i may finally know what it is like to go to the club