Murphy's Law

[catsbeaversandducks]

More Dog Snapchats On Bored Panda

[thisoneshade]

We don’t deserve dogs.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I went to a presentation that showed by thousands of years of breeding we’ve bred a bit of our own selves into dogs and made them the most human companions of man.

[memewhore]

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[fuckyeahhills]

[a-titty-ninja]

[princesseblade]

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[queensmurf]

my man

[mimi-and-the-next-20th-century]

I just

They took a chance and nailed it.

[tastefullyoffensive]

I think he found one. (via specksgoor)

[entropyandmurphy]

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design

[eye-of-orion-lmao]

So I was innocently trying to google for a non-broken lamp and somehow I came across this website where

I mean I just

This is the scale u guys

IT IS BIGGER THAN A PERSON

For those times when you need a giant horse statue with a totally useless little lamp-hat

Just put a fuckin horse in your house

Why not

GUN

[eye-of-orion-lmao]

UPDATE I MADE THIS POST AND NOW TUMBLR

CURSED 

FUCKING 

IMAGEEEEE

[raindancing-with-the-stars-above]

buy a lit horse for  $8583

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[nevver]

[mabelsguidetolife]

wow, this movie theater really doesn’t like logan……… whoever that is :///

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

[crutchie-morris]

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

[weavemama]

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

[stalling]