EnvisagePinks

only here to entertain myself

[heartwarminganimals]

It wimdy

[pkmndaisuki]

[isabelopaque]

cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

[fwizard]

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

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IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[byjove]

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs

[byjove]

some more pictures

normal cat just slightly stretched out

[januariat]

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

IT GETS BETTER

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[seimsisk]

lmao prev

[plaguedocboi]

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

[plaguedocboi]

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

[sucresanguine]

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

[sixthrock]

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

[would-you-punt-them]

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

[segamascott]

[breadshot]

I vored! ^v^

[breadshot]

I meant voted

[mrperiwinkl3]

[breadshot]

you can't do this to me

[woodwhittling]

I forget there are minors on this website…to me this is the mid/late 20s-30s woman webbed site…until we age past that together

[toastbutteregg]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

[thebsdboys]

[kodiak-attack-deactivated202103]

i fucking can’t believe this

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

im going to fucking scream

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mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

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OK??? LMFAO???

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[sadhoc]

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[chirasul]

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

[chirasul]

was thinking of this guy when i made this post. invented the two most environmentally damaging chemicals in history and then got polio and immediately killed himself with a contraption

[silver-tongues-blog]

"one-man environmental disaster"

[im-simmin]

they called that man an organism

[6qubed]

as bad as your worst day has ever been, do you have a wikipedia article saying you "possess an instinct for the regrettable that is almost uncanny"

[dmonet-macitan]

learned how to use blenders film making tools

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

[parkchanwoohoo]

Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it

Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene

[tricky-pockets]

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[parkchanwoohoo]

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

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