Jealousy is a disease, bitch

Well you can hide a lot about yourself, But honey, what are you gonna do? And you can sleep in a coffin, But the past ain't through with you! Envy | Old | [REDACTED]

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[envyfluid]

⚡️ What are three things you'd change about yourself if you could?

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i’d love to hold less grudges, have a conscience, and you know, be slightly likable.

Not gonna happen though, i made my bed, I’ll lie in it

[envyfluid]

⚡️ How do you think you'll die?

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alone probably

[envyfluid]

⚡️ What do you really think of yourself?

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irredeemable shitlord whos days are probably numbered! Mate am genuinely jus here for a laff!!!

[envyfluid]

⚡️ Sum up your opinions on each of your siblings in five words.

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ill just do the living ones to make this easy

Wrath - shitty then, way cooler now

Greed - getting less mad at you

Pride - also waaaaay more tolerable now

[envyfluid]

BOTTOMS UP, AND THE DEVIL NUTS

[envyfluid]

Pride’s both that gif of the anime boy eating a leaf and another, different anime boy just taking a crunch out of a knife blade

[yomozukis]

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

[yomozukis]

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

[lovingrot]

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

[warpedsoulgem-deactivated202102]

just say you got an infection from the piercing gun and go

[lovingrot]

this is the only funny response everyone else shut up

[the90swerentreal]

[slobro]

@bussybooper

[whenrpmemesattack]

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[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

[catsuggest]

im screme

[catsuggest]

youm screme

[catsuggest]

we all screme for

[catsuggest]

dirt leaf

[envyfluid]

OH FUCK YEAH NOW WE'RE TALKING

[normal-horoscopes]

BOOTY SHORTS WITH GODS SECRET NAME ON THE BUTT

[glumshoe]

[walks up to a photographer] “so do you do funerals?”

[wizardjpeg]

incoming transmission from the big man

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god says he made every thing except me and wants to know who i am