The Odd One

Hello I am trash, who loves stuff, and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

[undercitytwerkteam]

[fooligandan]

list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

[fooligandan]

excellent addition thank you <3

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

The kitchen scene of emperor’s new groove

[official-lucifers-child]

that scene in ratatouille where the critic tries the ratatouille and is transported back to his mum’s kitchen

[pajamazam]

Speed Racer where his car gets messed up and he has to jump start it in 5th gear

And

Toy story 2 when the old man comes to fix woody

[mkhyns-deactivated20210610]

Art by Jen Bartel

[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

[cheshirelibrary]

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

[billfrancois]

Pokemon with :) faces - reblog if you agree

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

"Do you have any illnesses?"

"No."

"Are you taking any medication?"

"Just tylenol when I have a headache."

"What about surgery, have you done any surgery?"

"Yeah!!" [reaches inside the pocket of his jacket, pulls out an eye, enthusiastically places it on the table] "I got my prosthetic changed last week and they let me keep the old one!!!"

i stare at the eye. the eye stares at me. it is an extremely realistic rendition of an eye, which i suppose is the goal, but while the one on his eyesocket looks absolutely perfect, it is somewhat disturbing to have an exact copy of it on my table.

i did not expect to see someone's third eye today, but what do you know.

"IT'S AWESOME, ISN'T IT?"

it is pretty awesome so i nod. i wonder why he asked to keep it. i wonder whether he brought it with him because he had a medical appointment or if he's just been walking around with an eye on his pocket for the last week or so.

the former is the logical assumption, but he has like, a really mischievous face and something tells me that he's gonna use it to prank his friends -

"I'M GOING TO USE IT TO PRANK MY FRIENDS"

[someone-inconspicuous]

[warriorsatthedisco]

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

[earth-horn-blog]

Saxes move downstage.

[glitchyghostboy]

I’ll just leave this here.

[tyleroakley]

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

[endoshan]

[spoopy-eneko]

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

[ebi-chi]

Release the penguins

[princebxte-deactivated20151102]

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

[sasstablook]

duck

[hammerings-deactivated20230414]

boss stage music

[madiesunny]

I know the link above isn’t the real death waltz, but I found of vid of people actually attempting that version and I am amazed?!?

https://youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MG

IT TOOK 14 PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT MONSTROSITY

[official-lucifers-child]

watched it and i’m just

it sounds so fucking cool

but really???????? really??????????????????? 14 fucking people??????????????? 28 hands to play this absolute banger

[krystal-prisms]

That song is a bop

Also, how much did they have to practice that omg

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

castlevania boss music

[it-kills-i]

[babyanimalgifs]

This Sheep Cafe In Korea Shares Viral Photos Of A Sheep Getting Washed

(Source: BoredPanda)

[perfectpurples]

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[ghastlyapparition-deactivated20]

would u like a him in these trying times

[penistipheadass]

[mtndewbajablast]

[mtndewbajablast]

[gaycism]

[gaycism]

[neurotiddies]

RB IF YOU AGREE