Oh dear

How do i shot tumblr

[epicironer]

I think this hellsite has made me hate myself and everyone shaped like me.

At the very least, it didn't help. Damn shame, because there's a lot of funny things here. It's where the Good Woke People hang out. It should make me virtuous, or something, right?

I think I thought it would purge whatever infected me in the danker corners of the internet... I think now that it's just another dank corner that some cooincidental prism colored Rainbow.

So I intend to quit cold turkey.

I don't think I've got any well-wishers or suchlike here, but in case I'm wrong, speak now or forever hold your peace; I never could turn off notifications.

[rubberbandballqueen]

file extension which answers the question asked by the file name

[hua-fei-hua]

@theinfiknight incredible work, june. i'm not letting you keep this in the notes

[itsheckinwes]

What_do_furries_do.gif

[abalidoth]

caveman_sounds.ogg

[foone]

[epicironer]

Fix_Game_Cartridge.wsf

[thisbibliomaniac]

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[msburgundy]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

What's she saying in the photo

[thisbibliomaniac]

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

[fiollaigean]

[saturniandragon]

Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.

Can you survive using your weapon?

FUCK YEAH LETS GOO

A bit challenging, but doable

Moderately struggling

Not easily

Just barely

The fuck am I gonna do with that?

Dead immediately

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[epicironer]

[elliespectacular]

I love taking the name/title of something that includes the name of a body part and replacing it with "[Body Part]" in brackets. It's a Madlib now. That body part can be anything.

The Telltale [Body Part]

Can't Take My [Body Part] Off You

Women's [Body Part] Locker

Link: The [Body Part] of Evil

[skyefromthefuture]

[fanonical]

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

how are you doing

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

this is pretty great actually

i can work with this

meh. no strong feelings

oh, this is not good

i am not the biggest fan, but i can work it out i guess

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2025

[miggylol]

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

How will you fare?

This is going to be a BLAST, actually! I'm thrilled!

Okay, I can totally handle this. Let's go!

There will be challenges, no doubt, but I should certainly be able to meet them

I'm definitely concerned, but with a little luck I'll be able to make it through

My odds are ANYTHING but good, but I'm still going to try

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Voting ended onJan 9, 2025

[miggylol]

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

What's your reaction to what you received?

Oh, hell yeah!

Pretty nice

I can work with this

Not what I would have picked, but okay

Ugh. Ugh. ...Ugh.

How does this reflect me?!

...........I'm supposed to keep this in my dorm room?

Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

[epicironer]

Ah yes, the most underrated episode

Columbo and the Temple of Cock

[datasoong47]

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

[lazorsandparadox]

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[epicironer]

[coughloop]

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

[epicironer]

[sunny-sourzii]

I made a "which mutual am I" thing so here you go💥💥💥

This was fun to make actually :]

[epicironer]

Do I have any of these? I think not, but surprises are nice.

[elliespectacular]

stakeout with your cake out

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

roleplayers!! where did you start playing??

tumblr

facebook

twitter

deviantart

amino?? ( idk how amino works but yknow-- )

specific rp forums or blogs

MMOs / online games

tabletop / LARP / RL

somewhere else??? ( pls comment!! )

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

[gaygunsmoke]

[epicironer]

It's either a steel chair...

...or a piano.

[jumping-jackalope]

do something to prev

saute until caramelized

hammer with a mallet until tender

vigorously season and let marinate for 36 hours

-> go into the slow cooker? -> go into the slow cooker

mash. like potatoes. with garlic. 

dip into egg, panko, & deep fry

press like a panini

kneed into a soft pliable dough

boil like an egg

boil like a frog

microwave.

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024