Do Not Acknowledge The Cook

Queer adult. I like alt comics, often I have emotions. I like my cat very much. Fuck the police |they/them/their|

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[beemancer]

his ass is NOT watching

[beemancer]

got offended i was making posts about him

[everyteenager4free]

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[wonderhecko]

this year's hydranger bloom.....some of it is slightly purpled

[skyefromthefuture]

last night I was tiredly discussion chestburster aliens (from Alien) with @dankar-camoran and I said I'd rather have an alien burst from my stomach than my chest. he said with a chestburster you'd likely die quicker, which is probably true, but.

what if the baby alien tries to burst out of my chest and one or both of my tits just flies off. how embarrassing would that be

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[skyefromthefuture]

I'm late to this particular party as someone who is originally from Texas and now lives in the Midwest but my take is: air quality is really fuckin important lol

[yaoiblackmold]

Why are people on tiktok acting like autism gives you superpowers or something

[strangestcase]

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

[skyefromthefuture]

Focused Analysis is in the Autism toolbox extension for ArcGIS Pro

[skyefromthefuture]

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social)

ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate

bee...

[beesmygod]

i am finally so tired. i lay down in my bed and begin to drift off. suddenly a loud bang from the laundry room. hmm thats not a normal nighttime noise. i better get up and figure out what that was

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[beesmygod]

i wound up using dirty laundry to sop it up and now its washing. i mopped it but it just made everything slippery so i have to deal with it in the morning.

[beesmygod]

i went to bed reeking like the soap and then woke up this morning and took a shower. and there were bubbles. so many bubbles

[skyefromthefuture]

ahh this sucks. um um if you still have stuff with detergent on it, you can put it in your bathtub to soak if you want. soaking in laundry soap is really good for getting your tub clean without having to scrub the shit out of it

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

[mcgravin]

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart