loser

don't touch me

[epidemicgirl]

my blog is still explicit 💔 on god I hate tumblr it’s so shit now

[epidemicgirl]

so

I've been on Tumblr, but on ANOTHER account, so I lost track of this one and now that I cone back, my blog is marked as explicit??? what the fuck?? I don't have any porn or anything on here so

[epidemicgirl]

uh I just cleared out my inbox and there was some real freaky shit in there, I might just turn off submissions in general bc WOW that spooked me

[epidemicgirl]

ayyy im back

sorry this blog has been inactive af

[epidemicgirl]

yes I am alive

eep

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

[xhuth]

did not ask, yet ye shall receive:

BEGONE, THOT;

(remove, foul, foe)

PISS YOURSELF:

(release, warmth, shame)

PWEASE NO STEPPY:

(request, no, cruelty)

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[angistudy]

just for luck 😭

[st0dent]

not taking any chances

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[seventieth]

but then…….who pressed the submit button……….

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

The killer did. As a warning.

[regularlesbian]

this thread has better lore than overwatch

[thebootydiaries]

u don’t know how hard my life is

[nicodoll]

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

[extradan]

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

[nicodoll]

[sheikofthesheikah]

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

[chikendog-deactivated20211002]

дякую

[uptodaete]

[vrystol]

oh my god

[cosmic-robot-menace]

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

[discourse-discourse]

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

[cosmic-robot-menace]

fuck

[pinknegg]

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

[gondwana]

yo not to be rude but what the fuck is going on

[reversecentaur]

is this gwyneth paltrow’s doing

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[chronicallylate-blog]

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

[glitterweave]

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

NEVER forget to accessorize 

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

well one of us is going to have to change

[littlekingtrashboy]

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

[dalekpoetry-deactivated20150207]

Ladies…..please….

[necessary-sass-deactivated20150]

Send this to all the straight boys

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]