[king-the-pathetic]

Me being autistic at the function

[hungwy]

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

[lundgaard]

what do u mean charles leclerc has an actual book called words of wisdom where he adds funny quotes from his engineers and hes been keeping it for seven years. what do u mean when he said let's add that to the words of wisdom he was being dead serious and literal. help

[antiquedeuce]

Sacred fruit

[sunflowerssandmedusa]

Does anyone know where I can get it together

[triangleguy]

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

[omtai]

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

[gcballet]

let's frolick with mama

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[big8cola]

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

[ltwilliammowett]

French naval officer's hat, First Empire

Original officer’s felt chapeau with silver-finished button, bullion wire trim and tri-color cockade.

[dramatic-dolphin]

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[dankxsinatra]

[shop5]

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

[cryptotheism]

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

[aflo]

Hank

[werewolfetone]

It's mad how midshipmen in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries used to be literal children. like can you imagine being an ordinary seaman in the royal navy having been at sea your entire adult life surviving countless dangers and living through countless battles on a diet of lemon juice and salt pork getting beaten with a cat o'nine tails for various misdemeanors and shot at with cannon by whatever european power your king is currently beefing with for no reason every day and also your boss (the future sir john ross) is nine years old