Clear your mind here
trying on a metaphor
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Janaina Medeiros
RMH

Origami Around
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Love Begins

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if i look back, i am lost
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Stranger Things

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@erikaashley21
Clear your mind here
I can relate to this
Invisalign
Having invisalign is great because I have stopped snacking. Is a chocolate chip cookie really worth the painful taking out the invisalign and brushing your teeth after you finished eating that cookie. No.
“You can remove invisible braces to eat, so you can enjoy eating whatever you want!”
But what they don’t tell you is that for the first few days of a new set of trays, popping them off feels like murder and your teeth will be so tender that you can’t really bite down on anything.
“And then he ran into my squirrel. He ran into my squirrel ten times.”
When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.
That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.
At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.
THE SHADE OF IT ALL.
My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.
looks like someone was confused about capslock
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
when you see a phone screenshot and they at 2 percent like is this really what u should be focusing on
a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.”
i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more
sincerely relatable tumblr posts!