Hellooooooo

Firm believer in the power of red lipstick

[disgustinggf]

[herpsandbirds]

[only-cat-memes]

[fleshdyk3]

looks at you like this

[fractiousrvt]

Hatchling plague doctor

[jimmyhoffathecat]

First thing I see when I open my eyes

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Last thing I see before it goes dark

[important-animal-images]

[frogitivity]

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[zodiacgem]

Where can i find these shirts??

[saturdaynight-live]

I found some here!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[stability]

I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???

[batneko]

[cauldroncreations]

friends: how was work

me:

[thebootydiaries]

[80slesbiab]

[bookstoner]

[pukicho]

having fun? whore.

Yeah! Thanks man!