I’m Really Cringe @erisarmyknife - Tumblr Blog

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

adamsmasher

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

optionalcausality

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

hollowboobtheory

can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

scienceandfandoms

The gang trying to figure out what game to play together like

vadergf

THIS IS FOR THE GREENSPREEN ENJOYERS

justiceleaque

the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

None of the images in the notes look like eachother but they all look like Clark wtf

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

the-gay-goblin

Every time this graces my dash I can’t help but laugh until I’m on the verge of tears

stalker-among-the-stars

It’s a face that says “you aren’t wrong, but not for the reason you think”

illithussy

reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op

thenyanguardparty

girlballs-archive

hey wait a minute

girlballs-archive

sankawqara

Spreen: oh and talking about being really good or really bad [at minecraft], I'm going to kick Dream's stupid american ass on a pvp because I'm going to train and I'm going to win and I'll make everyone saying I'm not winning shove their words up their asses.

Spreen: During twitchcon I'm going to tell [Dream, in Spanish] "what are you saying, idiot?" and he's gonna say "what? What are you saying?". And I'll tell him "shut the fuck up, and if you act all cocky, then log into the server and accept the duel. Stop talking big" and he's gonna say "what? Please please talk in English please" and I'll say "no no no, shut the fuck up" and I'll walk away.

kulluto

please excuse my hater moment but i hate when people see two characters that have the most insane dynamic and they’re like but what if it was wholesome :) okay well what if they fucked nasty style and tried to kill each other all the time also

#death note

punksandcannonballers

i found my new favorite twitter

beaft

"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again