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Exists to spread meme gangrene. In my house, we love Yasuhiro Hagakure, niche hobbies, villains, mermaiding, horrible humor, horror/gore/slashers, vidya gaems and a whole host of what's probably "problematic" or "cringe". Unapologetically vile and vulgar. Adult of the +25 variety. 

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😼

[ham-o-war]

[world-wide-maxwell-deactivated2]

how do you not know who adamska liquid revolver shalashaska ocelot aka ivan the mad is?

[eristrocrat]

He has enough (yellow)cake if you’re not impatient. Wait until he gets older. 🤣

[deco-devolution]

bioshock + screenshots

[tf2heritageposts]

[eristrocrat]

My clown-lover ass hearing about the Killer Klownz game announcement:

[thevideogameartarchive]

Enemy artwork ‘Resident Evil: Code Veronica’ Dreamcast

[loki-nightfire]

Continuing design development for the sea-tale. The ladies! Isabelle as a lionfish, Mariza as a narwhal, Clary as mandarinfish and Camilla as black jellyfish before leaving the Ocean and surgeonfish after returning to the Ocean (she is actually the little mermaid in this story, but not quite as naive and joyful as Ariel). And yes, they don’t wear bra’s (or other clothes) because they are fishes! Go with it.

[loki-nightfire]

Continuing design development for the sea-tale. The ladies! Isabelle as a lionfish, Mariza as a narwhal, Clary as mandarinfish and Camilla as black jellyfish before leaving the Ocean and surgeonfish after returning to the Ocean (she is actually the little mermaid in this story, but not quite as naive and joyful as Ariel). And yes, they don’t wear bra’s (or other clothes) because they are fishes! Go with it.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Holy crap, Florida!  One million mosquitoes in Florida caught on Sanibel Island. They were  caught in a trap set by the Lee County Mosquito Control District.

via odd, weird, strange and unusual

[larvitarr]

[seite]

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

[sindri42]

No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.

They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.

[edgar-allan-possum]

“To protect the world from devastation…”

[atopfourthwall]

Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.

[computationalcalculator]

Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart

[silver-tongues-blog]

pretty sure giovanni keeps them on so he can commit insurance fraud by giving them tech insured for way more than what was paid for it so when it inevitably gets destroyed he gets a nice check.

[bumblebeerror]

I’m accepting all of these responses actually

[abundantchewtoys]

J&J (& Meowth) are field testers, catspaws and urban legend verifiers.

[eristrocrat]

Isn’t it also implied that Giovanni felt bad for Jessie since her mother may have died under his employ?

[thevideogameartarchive]

Enemy artwork ‘Resident Evil: Code Veronica’ Dreamcast

[clubpenguinkiller]

[asphodel-night-adder]

[bananaraisinface]

J. R. R. Tolkien on escapism in “The Lord of the Rings” (x)

“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?…If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!” 

-J.R.R. Tolkien

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Warhammer fandom be like:

[doomedgirls]

after working years in retail and then going back to play p4, yosuke is the strongest bitch on the team. he works retail AS the manager’s son who keeps expecting him to do a bunch of shit IN a town that hates his dad and the store AND his coworkers are mostly shite

give him a fucking medal

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Angron's fans be like:

[drunkcodicier]

Who would win:

A being who has shepherded humanity for thousands of years and his collection of demigod sons

OR

One asshole and a very spicy knife

[lordofdorknessgundam]

SO…. I tried out something new and made my first game. I originally wanted to release this on Gonta’s birthday but well. Making a game takes a lot more time than I thought….

It’s a dress up Flash game where you can dress up Gonta for different, gentlemanly occassions.

You can play it in your browser here:

https://tsingeli.itch.io/gonta-dress-up

please show me the gentlemen you’ve made 👀