hickeypilled

26 | he/she | bi ace | i like bad media | currently rewatching my kids show of choice aka naruto. otherwise really into the terror, vampires and dnd | ace people are queer, transmeds r wrong, acab, blm, free palestine, etc etc | my ao3 is also erizee | header & pf by me

[strahmsseveredhand]

life is peewee from saw v and i’m mark hoffman

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[denisglillie]

Hobbies of polar explorers:

1. Having a bad time in the polar

2. LYING

3. Fucking their fellow men

4. Being broke ass bitches

5. Smoking

6. Wearing weird shit on their head

7. Having an elaborate mechanical contraption that Does Not Work

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[loveridden1999]

exactlyyy

[annarcana]

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[magicratfingers]

me in my brain me in my selfies

[immortalbeingz]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[fatal-blow]

actually speaking of this next book im reading i really like this line

Neanderthals are frequently spoken of as if they were dead-ends of human evolution or they went extinct because of modern humans or barely contributed anything at all to modern humanity, but i like this sentence because it actually frames them more as a success. more of their DNA exists on earth now than when they were alive as their own species. merging with the humans out of africa wasn't a death sentence it was what made them everlasting.

[fatal-blow]

this one is She Has Her Mother's Laugh by Carl Zimmer! im quite enjoying it so far

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[occudo]

I tried drawing random animals from memory in 2 minutes (based on a spilled ink video) but at the elephant I realised I'm really not good at it :'D So I ended up redrawing them with references just to see the difference, and ended up spending way too much time on it.

[occudo]

Part 2!

Went back and finished the video. There were more animals I never saw before (and one where I accidentally drawn a different one :"D ) but it's all done!

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[deadbeatmaker]

hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

[deadbeatmaker]

armand is also normal

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[erizee]

question to ao3 writers... at what point do you post fic anonymously. like how "bad" does it have to get for you to not feel comfortable associating a fic with your name. asking for a friend.

[getrichquicktricks]

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

[queenwhiskey]

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

47 bullets in my gun account

[spaceistheplaceart]

and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... monsters???