Ernesto Judges You

I'm really funny. Trust me, I'm a penguin

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention

[nematadashi]

[jennygogos]

[polybear]

I can’t stop thinking about this video it’s haunting me ,,,

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

i was expecting “fuck tha police” or “damn it feels good to be a gangster” not some shitty kazoo version of “the final countdown”

[daddies-boyy]

[quickweaves]

pls sned help

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20160418]

LMFAO

[streetworldview]

[iraffiruse]

[tomche]

well he’s got a good point 🤔

[funnuraba]

thomas what the fuck is your damage

[ruinedchildhood]

She’s going down a dark path…

[thebootydiaries]

“be the bigger person” no?? im 5"1 and bitter u be the bigger person???

[email-my-heart]

16-year-old Britney Spears performs Baby One More Time at a mall in 1998, before her music career took off.

[hittoka]

okay but imagine your otp

[miss-united-states-deactivated2]

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS ISN’T DENNOR

[pettyboy]

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[best-of-memes]

all trees are beautiful

[quadguyin-china-deactivated2018]

That may be the best response ever

[suffics]

haha @soggiefries