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Chicken Pot Pie

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Is this how you roll?

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ja-khajay

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

ja-khajay

yeah

theotherwesley

this is my favorite painting full stop

adulthoodisokay

that “babylonian twink” is King David

lunoki

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

vitalinformations

shut up

allie-leth

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

cricketcat9

Next: fully functional intergalactic ship made of chocolate

hellish-daddi

suppermariobroth

The footage above depicts a perfect session of Break the Targets with Peach in Super Smash Bros. Melee, wherein she is able to hit all the targets within exactly 7.00 seconds.

To accomplish this, Peach needs to pull several Bob-ombs with her down special move in a row. Each Bob-omb pull has only a 0.260% chance of occurring, and to be able to chain this many of them together is literally the rarest event a game running a 32-bit random number generator is able to implement, requiring a single specific seed (number 2,633,350,167) out of the 4,294,967,296 possible random number seeds.

As such, if a human player were to attempt to perform this without modifying the game to force that specific configuration, it would take an average of more than 4 billion attempts to be able to get Peach to pull the required items.

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antlered flutter flies (toxonevra superba) | this_mama_fetz on ig

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this is what moose look like right after they hatch

trickstarbrave

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

isitahairbrush

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iamthecutestofborg

AUDIO ON IM NOT KIDDING

moonlightsdreaming

catchymemes

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IMPORTANT POST

sighinastorm

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Indiana Bones

8/1

this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

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hey consider watching this!

if you were hoping Dungeon Meshi was going to be a chill found family cooking romp and were disappointed that it wasn't, THIS is the show you were looking for!

it's called Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill (mouthful of a title but that's light novels baby). it's about a man living a quiet life, camping and cooking with his legendary beast husband (pictured here) and their adopted child (a slime).

if you're wondering what the absurd skill is: he has magical access to an online supermarket. that's it.