EroticAlpaca

Mal!!!! 21 • she/her 🤠

[darkzelda]

WAIT‼️‼️‼️

bong rip

[great-daze]

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

[dirkgently-remade]

It was lemon jello the whole time y'all

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

oh wow

[motherearthsign]

there’s just a lot going on tonight and i’m stressed

[soulcalibur]

top 10 anime plot twists

[traumasurvivors]

It’s okay if your trauma made you sex repulsed.

But there’s another outcome that isn’t talked about as often.

It’s also okay if your trauma has made you hypersexual.

Everyone is different, and there’s no set rule book for how you should be after a trauma.

[traumasurvivors]

As people have pointed out, it’s also okay if you’re both or fluctuate.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

6/14/16!

Lying fucking pile of orange shit

[missing-the-90s]

[jesperfahey]

rehire safiya or just reallocate all of buzzfeed’s budget to unsolved becaue…they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel of ideas

[wakor]

Reposting is fucking evil.

I saw this while browsing tags and I liked it; I checked on it later to reblog and saw that it was tagged “not mine”

So I went to find the original. Turns out that it belongs to mydreammagic on deviantART.

If you look at the repost, it has 331 notes. Wanna see how much the original got? 

5 favorites. The one comment is me telling the artist that someone stole their work. 

Oh, and the reposter? They have a tipjar, as if they worked for this. 

Reposting hurts artists. Reposting takes exposure and attention away from artists. Reposting is theft.

[dontwantyourb-ody]

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

[nubbybuns]

seems  I was brought back to life by noodle

[belispeak-archive-deactivated20]

Yeah im from florida. i was born in a publix. i have 2 pet alligators, Chad and Brad. I eat orange juice. 

[standpoor]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

What’s going on here exactly??

[airframeextender]

southern gothic 

[andauril]

You would not believe your clod

If Amethyst loves Peridot.

[bellsingur]

#you can pry this ship from my cold dead hands mood

[lovlae]

me when people say cats are mean and don’t know how to love

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises

[radiojamming]

ah yes time for the sacred american tradition of IT’S NOT THE 4TH YET ASSHOLE STOP SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS

[flowerinaflame]