the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
and y’all say dua lipa has no stage presence
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oh my god
guys!!! if you buy a copy of DEDICATED by Carly Rae Jepsen on iTunes, you get a secret code to unlock her in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
She fucking told you she didn’t just come here to dance
This post caused me to laugh so hard I went blind for 5 seconds
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
Threw in well, ask me to tell Look to you fell, now you’re away Made my sole wish, knees and a kiss Wasn’t for this, now you’re away
You’re stoldin, jeans stowin, high whoa in, think you’re baby?
Hey, I hear amazing, but number, so claybe It’s h right, bayyy, but number, so claybe Hey, I hear amazing, but number, so claybe And the boy, chay, but number, so claybe
Look your to cock, not to fall Gave me nit all, do you away Begging but steal, I fursuit’s real Didn’t but feel, but it’s away
You’re stoldin, jeans stowin, high whoa in, think you’re baby?
Hey, I hear amazing, but number, so claybe It’s h right, bayyy, but number, so claybe Hey, I hear amazing, but number, so claybe And the boy, chay, but number, so claybe
For you kin my lister sad, mister sad, mister so, For you kin my lister sad, you should mad, mister so, (bad, bad)
It’s hck right, bayyy, but number, so claybe
Hey, I hear amazing, but number, so claybe And the boy, chay, but number, so claybe For you kin my lister sad, mister sad, mister so, For you kin my lister sad, you should mad, so claybe
please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume
What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?
What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house
The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.
me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
That last line took me out
I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are
No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!
I’m going to cry 😂😂
Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden. But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.
Very smart move there advertising script writers.
This is so wholesome
was that last dude a frikkin Jedi
In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census. Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers. An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists. We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option. (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)
So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.
I got a chuckle out of this one.
“Christian rock?“ “This one’s about me!” “They’re all about you!” 😂
This may my best friend Kikaigaku and I, have started the challange to draw every water type Pokémon like a mermaid! Here my part for the first generation!
Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares