Sarcasm Is Not My Style

Professional Fangirl, Gold Medalist at Procrastination and 100% Kpop Trash

[yunwooz]

yeosang making the no.1 yeosang stan the happiest man on earth

[jung-koook]

230714 - jungkook for "this is jung kook" playlist on spotify (1)

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Another hilarious take on the product placement in KinnPorsche. (Though at least KP makes it plot relevant, right?)

[cornyonmains]

I will forever remember 2022 as being the year BL figured out what whores (affectionate) we all are. They figured out the algorithm and called us ALL out this year.

[undarling]

                                                             2017     vs.     2022

[bigmamag]

This is the most unappreciated mdzs/cql tiktok out there I’m sobbing with the accuracy

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[sharketypes]

You know what?

I am annoying sometimes.

And that’s okay. It’s not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I can’t read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I don’t have to hold myself back so I don’t annoy anyone ever.

The people who love me know I get excited. And I am still loved.

[space-fey]

Well shit

[errorcode374doesnotcompute]

I only just learnt this at 22 when my psychologist pointed out that I have 5 supportive friends that I wouldnt trade for anyone. They accept me and love me for the weirdo I am.

Moral of the story, is that although it may not seem like it, you will find these friends in your life one day and what a blessed feeling it is

[lolfunnykpop]

“I DO TOO have a life outside of K-pop.”

— Me, a liar (via dibidibidismol)

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[verycorrecthb]

Canon : evrything was alright.

Fanfic : and then a car crash.

[polotiz]

Canon: and one ended up in a relationship with someone else

Fanfic: hold my beer…

[late2dparty-deactivated20210623]

My eyes are tearing - I been called out (as content creator and consumer, yum!) 

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Canon: One of them left and never saw any of their friends ever again

Fanfic: They came back and rejoined the team and fell in love with one of their friends got married and had more kids and nothing changed at all ever again

[spidaerman]

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

[kajaono]

Why you should watch Miss Fisher

or: Why I will never understand why Miss Fisher isn’t more popular

A feministic crime show set during 1920 in Australia that deals with homophobia, rasism, abortion, adoption, police voilence, communism and sexism 

A female main character who is able to outsmart all the men around her without making it feel unnatural or forced. Also she is really sexual active (nothing explicit, only implied) without making her into a slut but instead the show portrays a sexual active woman as something super normal

Two male characters who are police forces but who are 100% non toxic. They are also willing to change their old fashioned way of thinking (gays belong into prision, married women shouldn’t work) and give women and marginalized groups the space they deserve. Also they are absolut cuties and the promo pictures doesn’t do them justice so i choose other pictures

A lesbian side character who is a female doctor and is looking super hot

A lead woman who really has chemistry with her romantic male lead (including 3 seasons well written slow burn)

well written female friendships

well written cases that include humor

Yeah did i allready said this show has Miriam Margolyes in it?

Absolut cuties as side character who all get their own story and happy ends

and don’t let me start on the dresses they wear

oh and did i allready say that we will get a movie

and a chinese adaptation?

[writing-prompt-s]

You actually write something instead of just reading the prompts

[promptdumpster]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[k1lj0ys]

and now a poem i wrote *clears throat* stop sleeping on monsta x thanks

[egberts]

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

[viridiscrow]

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

desserts & stressed

drawer & reward

gateman & nametag

time & emit

laced & decal

regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

[egberts]

dude

[seti-fan]

You know that bothered someone else in history so much they had to make the word emordnilap something so that palindrome could be used in a palindrome.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT