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stupid shit dumb poop ~ pfp: @god-of-the-horde

[i-am-a-fish]

anyone else here ever just eat butter

[caniddteeth]

fish i can’t defend this one

[errorhasbigpp]

Yes many times

[i-amtransexual]

ok sorry for being profoundly emotional about fictional characters it will happen again

[i-amtransexual]

ok sorry for being profoundly emotional about fictional characters it will happen again

[dakotafoxart]

𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 ✨

[thetroublesofbeingtrans]

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I'm laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I'm so glad your coming out went well! That's one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

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[errorhasbigpp]

[”how many years has it been?”]

[wunkolo]

how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

[wunkolo]

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[ID: reply from @chimeraditto “So you sain’ you pretty much went “OH NO MY JAMS” and started shoving them in your folders so fast they had to smack your lil pizza hands”]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

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[mozziestiks]

TO ANY ASEXUAL FOLLOWERS I MAY HAVE

You’re really Aceing it

[draconisxmalfoy]

Helen McCrory, the British actress best known for her roles in the ‘Harry Potter’ films and ‘Peaky Blinders,’ has died, her husband, actor Damian Lewis, announced on Friday, April 16, 2021.

McCrory, who was 52, died “peacefully at home” after “an heroic battle with cancer.“ 

[slytherinnpride]

Alan Rickman: "We properly met on the set of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Helen with that white stripe in her hair, me with those black buttons and black contacts. We had a scene, nose to nose, having to look threateningly at each other. We were all trying to behave like grown-ups but laughing to an annoying degree. I was grateful for those moments of laughter."

Helen McCrory: "I loved working with him."

[eleanoroliphant]

RIP Helen McCrory (1968-2021)

I don’t think I’ve ever been interested in any play about the happy, successful, lighter moments of life. I think that’s a very modern, pervasive idea in our entertainment, whether it’s on Instagram or in fiction, to show only the good and the perfect side of yourself. It’s just a lie and it’s very dull, and it’s nothing that anyone should even strive for.

[errorhasbigpp]

“My foreskin is a renewable resource”

- @salt-and-peppy

[errorhasbigpp]

His beautiful gay pp will live forever

And he’s got two sticks up his ass

[errorhasbigpp]

I am here to absolutely 𝑀𝓊𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇 you

Come here lemme lick up some of that brain rot

[errorhasbigpp]

Am I baby or am I just sad excuse for a human being?

[inward]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[errorhasbigpp]

Ah yes, the ol’ slurp and

Die