[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

[wulfhalls]

u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program

[bigbadgirlyman]

[lostonmyroad]

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

[tired-demonspawn]

just saw dune part 2 :)

[catofoldstones]

Ah yes Dune, we have witch bitch wizard Mother of the millennium, narrative successor accidental-deliberate genocidal religious despot, eldest daughter traumacore war criminal princess, the only one who can think straight but is doomed by falling in love with the said prophet-despot, 4 year old space cocaine abomination turned cult-leader, and fridged malewife. Family of all time truly.

[jmfenner91]

[onemuseleft]

I was off Tumblr for one day and everything is vanilla extract.

[aethersea]

surely you remember the vanilla extract scene in Goncharov (1973)

[chongoblog]

“God is dead” -Zendaya

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

[bicokun]

[unmooredonasundayevening]

if duke had just brought his mom to the island with him she could have solved the whole mystery in like 5 minutes

[palpietine-1]

I was thinking about Glass Onion, as one does, and the one thing that baffled me is why Andi received a box.

Miles killed her. There was no reason to send a box with a stupid puzzle. He knew she wouldn't be able to open it anyway.

My only explanation is that he ordered the box to be sent to Andi's address way early (maybe even before the trial) and he just didn't think about cancelling his order. If he had cancelled the order, Helen would have never gotten the invitation, so she would have never seeked out help to take revenge. And then his scheme would have never been revealed!

(except if Duke connected the dots but who knows)

But no! He had to be stupid and forget about it!

Gosh I love this movie.

[jesuisici33]

omg miles really is an idiot when he shot helen he had a glove on hoping that would make sure no fingerprints would be on the gun but when he took duke’s gun earlier he was barehanded which means his fingerprints WERE ALREADY on the gun making the glove useless what a fucking idiot

[greenshark666]

i really want the next knives out movie to be benoit and phillip going out on vacation and stumbling upon a crime and the recurring joke from phillip is some version of “not this again”

domestic partner humor gets me

[azfellie-deactivated20230313]

I AM GENUINELY CACKLING LMAOOOO

[idi0twind-deactivated20231219]

pain+public transport

the graduate // simon & garfunkel // nigel van wieck // fleabag

[phoenixwwitch]

i love how moon knight came out just before multiverse of madness because you have wanda, strange, peter, loki all fucking up the multiverse and marc and khonshu fucking with the night sky and literal TIME while bucky and sam are on the boat like:

[sofsversion]

"i love you. i love you in every universe. its not that i dont want to care for someone, or have someone care for me, its just - i get scared."

dr stephen strange are you trying to kill me????