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pilatesverse pt 22 CENSORED

pt 1 pt 21

#if you haven’t seen the hollonov pilatesverse where the hell have you been?#this is the greatest au i’ve ever seen

the urge to make a fitness inspo blog is growing stronger every day ngl

#idk it might be easier to make one on insta and just lurk there #but that will probably just fuck up my self image #and i just want to get stronger/more flexible

megamindsupremacy

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

megamindsupremacy

Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

derinthescarletpescatarian

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

arrow-ettes

how it's feeling rn

ilyarizzanov

I keep forgetting that we saw canon ilya cock

ilyarizzanov

like that man sent full hog and we saw it

#I hc that for the first few months of their situation ship just sent Shane videos of him (with face) jerking off #and kept asking Shane to send him pics of his cock in return which Shane would always deny for fear of it being leaked #and then finally one day Shane just decided to do it because it's been so long since he's been with Ilya and he was horny af #but ofc he never shows his face #and soon Shane gets the hang of taking pics/videos of himself jerking off without showing his face and gets creative with it #heated rivalry

philcollinsenjoyer

i think there's nothing in the world easier than to not be in the new harry potter series. like wow i know so many people who are not in it because of how easy it is to not be in it

#the same with not listening to the new audiobooks/watching the upcoming new series #like there's so many other books/tv shows to watch instead #why would I go to that fuckass series?

mlarayoukai-archive

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

#I literally have to talk myself out of buying takeout every day #today I got myself a smoothie and a protein bowl which was delicious #but I really should get ingredients to make them instead of always going to a restaurant and buying one

promethes

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

catchymemes

pookieshane

Hollanov + Hands™️

Heated Rivalry Season 1 (2025)

#we got all this when Hudcon only knew each other for weeks!!!!#imagine what kind of shit we're gonna get for s2!!!!!!!

tipsytern

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

#in both blogs none #but in my side blog i really do need to set up a queue #it would make things so much easier for me

librarygf

and what if i said that the rooftop fight in episode 1 lays the groundwork for the dynamics that we'll see in the boxing day fight. ilya going through something hard and serious with his family/depression and not saying it to shane, so that shane thinks the fight is about the immediate problem (him winning rookie of the year/them going to bood's party). and ilya getting getting mad at shane for not understanding, but only saying a tiny sliver of the truth (not everything is about you, hollander/i have no one). shane trying to ask about it, but getting agitated (so what is it then?/could you please explain what the fuck is happening?). and shane saying something pissy bc he feels so upset (all you do is beat me. i win one fucking thing, and you can’t even show your face/uh, fuck you. sorry i still want to win cups instead of smoking weed with my teammates between losses). hashtag the troubles have always been there and that's the good shit to me. so much to learn but they still love each other <3

#i legit don’t understand when people say they hate when hollonov fight #all of their fights are soooooo juicy!!!!#it’s one of the top moments i’m looking forward in s2 #like they’re both right and both wrong and it’s because they’re both dumbasses who won’t actually TALK about their feelings

rozanovshane

100% factual and scientific :)

more science and stuff :)

#tuna melt hollonov #crushing but accurate

nonaferatu

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

nonaferatu

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

#going on my public library’s website and joining a book club has helped me a lot #since i’m not very social and know it’s going to bite me in the ass in the long run #you need irl friends you need community #and it sucks at first and is scary but the more you do it the easier it becomes

knownqueerbaiter

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

ottawacentaurshq

HUDSON WILLIAMS APPRECIATION WEEK

favorite look: just... THIS

#he's so insane for this #Hudson williams

mymansmoon

genuinely scares me that people believe shane is slow and has a weak backhand just because ilya said it. so no one remembers that commentator in episode 1 calling shane "incredibly fast"? no one knows that the sweetest way of teasing a loved one is by ribbing them about something that is obviously and absurdly factually inaccurate about them so there is no chance they could actually be hurt by it? no one remembers that hollanov's primary method of expressing their affection is teasing? woah

#this is actually mind blowing because the scene where Ilya calls shane's backhand weak is 100% teasing #Shane literally laughs at that jab

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