please, mr. bongosomer is my father. call me pidgy b bingus

pidgy-they/them-how did you find me?? listen, dont follow strange birds. its never worth it

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[sparrowlucero]

steven universe has the pure dysphoric melancholy of all good simpsons inspired drama

[sparrowlucero]

steven universe shares a genre with raphael bob-waksberg's "does marge have friends", panic volkushka's "couples therapy", anne washburn's "mr. burns: a post electric play", and of course rebecca sugar's "don't cry for me i'm already dead"

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[lastoneout]

being normal about people calling Monika a lesbian despite her being explicitly and canonically bisexual hahaha

[lastoneout]

she literally says she doesn't care if you're a boy or a girl she loves you and wants to spend all her time with you like??

a character can literally say "I'm bi" and y'all just go

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[lastoneout]

being normal about people calling Monika a lesbian despite her being explicitly and canonically bisexual hahaha

[emmablowguns]

This is how shit feels lately

[abuzd]

Daniel Sloss SAID IT THANK YOU DANIEL SLOSS

[shy-retiring-oxford-chaps]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Voting ended onJun 16

[bish0ps]

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[transcyberism]

I've been too-thin before. skinny feels like being cold all the time and getting lightheaded if you're standing too long. ice cream tastes like happiness. you do the math

[lastoneout]

Seconding as someone who's currently too thin, being skinny feels like being cold and tired and anxious and so fucking hungry all the time it's literally all you can think about. Roasted zucchini drenched in butter and salt and paprika tastes incredible. Peanut butter M&Ms taste like joy. Skinny is just a state of being, to eat is to be alive.