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[vintage-tigre]

Cassandra Peterson and her alter ego, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, 1980s

[lesbibimbap]

It's really no surprise that she's a lesbian.

[cut3bunny]

i might disappear and fall in love idk i kinda miss it anyways i hope you all fall in love with the right person one day <3

[sapphicspoonie]

reblog if you:

are attracted to girls

are sapphic

just love girls man

adore girls

cherish girls

daydream about girls

wanna date girls

wanna marry a girl (or girls!) some day

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[scarlettaagni]

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

[ghost-cassette]

The birds and the bees

[chonk-mama]

!!!

[concernedcrow]

They’re dating  ❤️

[teathattast]

[milqi]

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

[s111ren-deactivated20220405]

My toxic trait is I smell so good you'll moan when u hug me

[alexathenewt]

@esotericopia

[esotericopia]

We'll test this out tomorrow ;)

[otsu09]

SOMEBODY THOUGHT I WAS A CISGENDER GUY

[alexathenewt]

SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS A CIS GIRL TODAY TOO

[esotericopia]

Aw I'm so proud of you

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

I love everything about this. 

[r0dotbin]

in only 40 minutes I have gone through an ENTIRE “I became a villain because of my circumstances” character arc

[likethesword]

I really wanna know the context but I’m also very scared of the context

[alexathenewt]

he pissed in an elevator

[esotericopia]

School decided to close the bathrooms

[r0dotbin]

listen you guys go on a 10 minute piss exodus up a flight of stairs and two PAINFULLY LONG hallways and into the fucking school gym to the only unlocked bathroom and THEN you can go on and on about how I pissed in an elevator

[r0dotbin]

in only 40 minutes I have gone through an ENTIRE “I became a villain because of my circumstances” character arc

[likethesword]

I really wanna know the context but I’m also very scared of the context

[alexathenewt]

he pissed in an elevator

[esotericopia]

School decided to close the bathrooms

[angelsymbol]

reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from

[mlm-daydreams-deactivated202104]

i might be short and dumb, but i'm also gay

[crimes-punishment]

I only wish to kiss my enemy whilst stabbing them in the back with a crystal dagger. Is that too much to ask for?

[esotericopia]

We aren't enemies but will stabbing me with my rainbow sword work well enough?

[esotericopia]

You know what? I want a dark acedamia novel that's later made into a movie where it's an all girl's school and they end up being in the same study group but one day only they come so they're alone and then they realize they like each other but they don't want the other to find out because they're scared the other girl won't feel the same but then they start holding hands on the way to class and they sneak out to walk together in the moonlight and then they kiss and they're together from them on but MOST IMPORTANTLY they both live at the end.

Is this because I wish that were me? Maybe. Do i still want it? Very much so

[pipis-envy]

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

[pipis-envy]

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

[pipis-envy]

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

[toenail-soup-deactivated2020091]

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.

[ultimatebottom69]

Now reblog this cowards

[transsexualhamlet]

YUP

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[prismatic-bell]

They also end up adopting the students who have nowhere else to go but like, doing it in a way where nobody has to feel like a charity case.