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Love Begins
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@estatler
Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
Lesbian Trickster Goddess
Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much
Represent
Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and encourage representation of Bisexual people
A Friendly Reminder
-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a blonde -Deadpool’s initials are WWW -Deadpool had an abusive father -Deadpool’s mother died from cancer -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager -Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her -Deadpool had a daughter -Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids -Deadpool is good with kids -Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong -Deadpool hates himself -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead -Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language -Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can -Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before -Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm -Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable -Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times -Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving -Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
-Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” -Deadpool bought diapers for Hope -Deadpool has a dog -Deadpool didn’t become like his dad -Deadpool is a good person
-Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds -Deadpool is broke 75% of the time -Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
-Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” -Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
bounce
This is art
this made my eyes water, either this is eye trickery or some part of my soul got touched and i aint even realise
The Infinite Jukebox
Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?
It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.
Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever.
Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.
Some examples include:
Technologic by Daft Punk
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
Sail by AWOLNATION
And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this thing and it’ll loop those as well.
Have fun, kids.
THIS IS SO USEFUL FOR WRITING
Marvel Villains.
Created by: Patrick Brown.
Can I just say that I love that the artist made Stan Lee the bartender!
The longer you look, the more you start noticing things. This is so cool!
derpfire
Top image, bottom left. ;)
IS THAT MEGABOT IN WITH THE MARVEL VILLIANsS
natalia alianovna romanova:
was alive during world war 2
was rumored to be related to the last ruling czar in russia
is actually around steve’s real age, if not older
“she is bio-technologically and psycho-technologically enhanced; an accounting that provides a rationale for her unusually long and youthful lifespan”
while in the Red Room, nat trained under the winter soldier and that’s where she got the name black widow
her husband alexi was the kgb’s answer to cap aka the red guardian
there were 26 other girls in the Black Widow Program
was the director of shield
actually does have superpowers that are similar to steve’s
she is classified by shield as a superhuman
she can lift 500+ pounds
“Natasha’s natural agility is heightened to a level greater than that of an Olympic gold medalist”
“Natasha’s bodily tissues have been augmented to the pinnacle of human development. Though she can be injured in the typical ways other humans can be, she possesses exceptional human strength, endurance, and stamina.”
“While she is susceptible to disease, the Black Widow has been enhanced by biotechnology that makes her body resistant to aging and disease and heals at an above human rate.”
“She is an Olympic class athlete, gymnast, acrobat and aerialist capable of numerous complex maneuvers and feats.”
“Natasha’s intellect is at level 3, putting her on par with Steve Rogers.”
“Natasha can hack into all computer systems without tripping any firewalls or security with ease.”
“Natasha is often [Cap’s] first choice as a second-in-command officer in the Avengers, enabling her to utilize all of talents.”
is actually the coolest avenger and has arguably the most interesting backstory in the marvel universe
and if you don’t believe me, read the rest of her background.
Oh man, I thought I was going mad and woke up in a world where all of this wasn’t canon anymore. Thank God it is.
And yet, Disney's Marvel franchise films will never portray Natalia as awesome as she really is.
*sighs*
Natalia is a strong female character, but because Disney has the princesses on lock, they don't need to develop any other female characters for girls to emulate.
I could go running and racing, and dancing and chasing, and leaping and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding, and splashing and reeling, and finally feeling like now’s when my life begins!
Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer
#what like it’s hard
Mothers’ Day.
We see you.
Children who’ve lost their mothers
Children whose relationships with their mothers are broken
Women who long for children for whom is hasn’t or can’t happen
Mothers who’ve lost their children
Mothers whose relationships with their children are broken
Single fathers pulling double duty
…and countless others for whom this is a difficult day
We see you. You are not invisible. Take care of yourselves.
What makes mothers all that they are? Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
Jessica Lange with her daughter Alexandra.
The absence of women in history is man made.
How petty
just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it
pure hater shit
Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.
From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:
“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”
Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.
A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”
TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard
These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”
They gave up.
They couldn’t handle it.
Losers.
Teenage girls are amazing.
Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.
It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.
Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed. It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women. <—- THIS
TDS, March 24, 2015
So here I am re-watching Iron Man 3 and looking for evidence of dates in the MCU. Because this is the sort of thing cool people do on their Friday nights, obviously.
It started out as a fun little project to pass the time. And okay, sure, half the time the dates I’ve found contradict each other or contradict real world events. And that gets a little frustrating. But I figured I may as well keep going, for completion’s sake.
You’d think though — I mean, you’d think. With a massive corporation like Marvel. That they’d hire people with some basic level of competency. Some knowledge of simple facts.
Facts like, I dunno, how many days there are in February.
Because honestly at this point I just
fucking
quit.
I’m going to go open a bottle of vodka. Someone come find me when it’s February thirty-first.
Harrison Ford, 1978
